How to deter people from "likeing you"?

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I wany a list of ways to deter people from finding you attractive:

1. Wear baggy clothes
2. Flip your nose inside out (if you can)
3. Tell them how you used to lick the soles of your ballet slippers as a kid
4. Ignore them
5. Mention foot fetishes

Please add on & tell me what's ridiculous & what's good

A few ways to repel men:
- Wear male pheromones (repels men! or so the ad says...)
- Use the word "misogynist" in every sentence
- Get really thin, fat or musclebound (physical extremes)
- Look REALLY hot (intimidating! so afraid to screw up, they forget to ask)
- Be/look over 35 years old
- Wear too much makeup? (not sure if this works)

These should work for both genders:
- Don't shower (even escorts don't want you)
- Pretend you're psychotic (and maybe ax crazy)
- Come on to them too hard (looking desperate)
- Talk about marriage. Before the first date.

I'd guess methods that don't involve wasting time with interaction are preferable.

just being myself

Never do anything that puts you in close proximity to people... like gaming all night, sleeping all day.
Make your eyes so sensitive to light you can't go anywhere without sunglasses (even inside).
Appear frightening and ruthless
Only talk about subjects that make people A) confused, or B) uncomfortable
Don't talk at all
Refuse to drink, smoke, do drugs
Refuse to like any socially accepted fad like football or cars
Openly mock religion as fairy tales
Refuse help and socializing from people (like getting a new apartment and not telling anyone the new address to deter people want to see your new place)
Be fascinated with Death


Hrrmmm... that's about it for now. Fun list ^_^
And yes, that's pretty much me, and no I'm not griping. Just laughing at myself.

If you're male try to be like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Oh, yuck! All wrinkly and flabby! [shudders with revulsion]. Oh, it's too repulsive! I can't bear to think of it!

Obviously you don't read the papers. Being over 35 years old for a woman is a good thing if she's still at least moderately attractive. If she's wrinkly and looks 60, obviously not quite as much. But my dream women are all over 35.

grunt often
wipe your nose with your hand
talk to yourself

>.>

eat a lot of beans and then release your man-repellant shamelessly in public, especially in restaurants

I wear Pooh and Tigger because I like Tigger
and happy clothes make me happy, but a nice
side effect is it keeps women disinterested
in me.

Maybe they think of you as a big kid?

1. What does "misogynist" mean?
2. What do you do if you can't shrink your butt? (my only issue/otherwise I'd be flat enough)
3. How can you make yourself look "REALLY hot" & how will that deflect attention?
4. I already talk about meds often enough that people should think I'm a psycho...
5. When I talk about the way I was brought up when it comes to marriage guys seem shocked

Wish that was 100% effect for sure... something about me must be slightly interesting?

1. I wear sunglasses all the time already
2. I can't do that... (though I did shock anime club by lifting a bench & moving to our bakesale stand so I had a seat...) (I look a hell of a lot weaker than I am...)
3. I alternate between talking about confusing/awkward subjects & not talking (most people think I'm nuts or sad, except my friends)
4. Some of my friends & I do that
5. My friends & I hate "fad" crap
6. I am fascinated w/ death... and as of recently, Raptor Jesus & "Let's Bible"
oh, oops I cut the religion one, I openly am neutral about religion (not for being pushy about it EVER) but like the stuff in #6 anyways (my one friend went to anime conventions & stuff as raptor jesus (he's got pictures of people bowing to him while in the outfit )

I'm a girl...

I do the last one... my friends think its funny though cause I get excited & start clapping when I get work done too sometimes