Dilbert wrote:
1) Sex with a GF is better.
2) Alcohol is disgusting, beer twice as disgusting.
3) Donuts will kill you slowly.
4) Internet is a HUGE waste of time. Only to be used when there's nothing else to do.
5) Warm weather - HELL YES!! !
6) Bacon - hmmm in small quantities it's okay.
7) Unmanned drones kill people. That's never a good thing.
Not all guys are the same.

And when the GF wants it so bad that they're practically throwing themselves on your pole, it's even better still

.
beer is an acquired taste.
though yes, i hate the taste of alcohol. I always dilute it with something tasty to take the edge off. But although the taste is disagreeable, the effects can be fun in moderation. If you're about to throw up then you've had too much. If things start spinning, quickly consume some water and food and sit out for awhile until you sober up and are no longer in the close-to-becoming-pukey-drunk zone.
moderation is the key though. I just like to drink enough to get a nice buzz going then that's it for the night.
True, donuts will kill you slowly, but
Krispy Kreme donuts are f*****g delicious
Internet is a valuable tool, not a last resort. Not to say that it should be employed constantly however. Being on it way too much can't possibly be healthy for a person's social life. They need to get out occasionally.
Warm weather?... mehhhh, sorta iffy. Sometimes it's really awesome, and sometimes it just feels like you're dying of heat stroke. It has it's ups and downs

.
Ever heard of bacon chocolate bars? They're yummy.
and bacon bits make an excellent seasoning for almost any meal imaginable
i have no real opinion on unmanned drones.
Their inclusion in the list seemed sorta random to me