42 Things Wrong With American Women

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42 Things Wrong With American Women
By Roosh

1. They’re fat.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

3. They cut their hair short.

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

7. They don’t know how to cook.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

16. They wear pajamas in public.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

23. They cockblock regularly.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.”

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

28. They are acne prone.

29. They watch way too much TV.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

36. They rarely wear high heels.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

40. They like Ikea furniture.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest sh**.

42 Things Wrong With American Women
By Roosh

1. They’re fat.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

3. They cut their hair short.

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

7. They don’t know how to cook.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

16. They wear pajamas in public.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

23. They cockblock regularly.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.”

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

28. They are acne prone.

29. They watch way too much TV.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

36. They rarely wear high heels.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

40. They like Ikea furniture.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest sh**.

42 Things Wrong With American Women
By Roosh

1. They’re fat. - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:World ... ,_2008.svg Particularly among the lower classes.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone. -uuum, don't own one

3. They cut their hair short. - waist length. don't see many males with similar length hair, sadly. and about the beards... you wait two decades to be able to grow one and then you shave it off? whatdahell?

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives. - surely you jest? you know a doctor who's actually competent and still takes blue cross?

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love. - the ones worth knowing do.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men. There's actually written text in Cosmo? I thought it was one giant advertisement. Then again, I assume that Playboy has much better articles. Then again, trial and error is a great... nevermind.

7. They don’t know how to cook. Never had a complaint yet. Except for that time when i accidently put a raw egg instead of a hardboiled one in my daughter's lunchbox. when she pounded it on the table to crack the shell, in the school cafeteria....

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house. Never owned a pair. Just HATE plastic shoes or sandals that have straps that go between my toes. Better yet, shoes are useful only when necessary to protect the feet. Otherwise, they're just in the way.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men. All of the men I know are strange. At their age, it's always random.

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments. Can't dance (except the foxtrot, two step, and schottische; and, once-upon-a-time, the jitterbug). Can only play a few instruments, none of which are designed for solos. Back to dance, I don't believe I've ever broken anyone's toes by stomping on them. But to be fair, the splints worked pretty well and they healed pretty quickly, all-in-all.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors. No, actually most of my idols are dead, and were either literary figures or military strategists. (Except for FDR, who could, theoretically, fit in the latter category. But is better put in one with Churchill.) In a few more decades, I will mimic their current behavior. Before then, it's gotta be better than popular sports figures or teams who are idolized for exactly ~what~ that is important in the grand scheme?

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man. Pets are easier to house-train. And since when are "quality" men like a fish? Hmmm, maybe I should have invested in a gaff hook....

13. They don’t know how to be sexy. It's all between the ears, dear. And the observer is pretty much the determiner of the state, either direction.

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness. It's all between the ears, dear. People who claim that women won't settle for less usually are less.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch. ....watching over shoulder for gaff hooks....

16. They wear pajamas in public. And guys wandering around with their underwear showing over the top of their pants or showing their hairy... grand canyon... when bending over or their overgrown underarm jungle is attractive???

17. They like Twilight and The Secret. Actually, it's all about Twain and Poe.

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France. A beach in France? Much rather see the cathedrals. Or the mountains. There's nothing at the beach but sand and guys trying to look impressive. Which was hysterically funny when I was young, but is just generically annoying these days. On the one day I go to the beach every four or five years. But at least France is out of here. Makes me think of that Bart Simpson line, though - "Cheese eating...."

19. They have too many trashy tattoos. There's a non-trashy tattoo?

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men. Don't go there.

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents. Please take mine, Mr. and Mrs. Stalin. We tried to get my brother to do it, but he was "too busy."

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them. Having never been in bed with one....

23. They cockblock regularly. If it's possible, you're not trying. Or you're incompetent, one or the other.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance. Perhaps what God gave them should be enough? As it should be for anyone?

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world. Hmmm, who drives more Hummers? Who insists on using a full can of gasoline to light a BBQ?

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.” Gullibility is a sin. Then again, there's that line guys use way, waaay too often. I believe it runs "But, baby, you KNOW I love you and she doesn't mean a thing." Checkmate.

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying. "If I dood it..."

28. They are acne prone. Tell that to the pizza guy. I swear, the Stridex almost killed us all tonight.

29. They watch way too much TV. There's only a few hours a week worth watching anywhere. Perhaps when they detonate one, the electromagnetic pulse will fry out all the TVs and people will rediscover the joy of actually reading a book written at more than the level of a 9 year old for a change. Then - gasp - they might learn how to write competently again..., no, wait, I'm dreaming. nevermind.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit. Dirty sneakers match all. Bare feet work better.

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere. How many times a man in a tux has come to my door to go to dinner.... right. Then again, he'd look like an idiot at the pizza parlor.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning. Ewwww.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking. Who's they binge drinking with?

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes. It's all about fudge. With walnuts.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home. Hire a domestic servant if you want a domestic servant.

36. They rarely wear high heels. Because they are incredibly unhealthy for their spine, and can cause deformities in their feet.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured. Only if it's ~imported~ butter and salt. Which culture, by the way?

38. They don’t speak a foreign language. Other than the Queen's English?

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin. And all the angst-ridden emo boys wearing their sister's jeans and comparing their wannabe conquests with each other in the locker rooms are... what?

40. They like Ikea furniture. It's cheap, it lasts if it's not mistreated, and it's portable.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle. Have you had a conversation with a dung beetle recently? Have you discussed this with your therapist? Perhaps....

42. They go on and on about the stupidest sh**. Like having lists of 42 traits about anything?

42 Things Wrong With American Women
By Roosh

1. They’re fat.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

3. They cut their hair short. - I used to, and may yet again. But I have sensory issues with all this hair.

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

7. They don’t know how to cook.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men. - I haven't had sex this year, and don't expect to before it ends, yet I keep condoms around. It's called "being a responsible, non-disease-ridden individual who doesn't want to become a babymomma quite yet. Also who hasn't quite abandoned the possibility of physical intimacy."

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments. I cannot dance but am otherwise somewhat musically inclined.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

13. They don’t know how to be sexy. - Fair enough.

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

16. They wear pajamas in public.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

23. They cockblock regularly.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.”

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

28. They are acne prone. - Now that's just uncalled-for. And my acne-prone genes come from the Eastern European half of the family, so there's that.

29. They watch way too much TV.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

36. They rarely wear high heels. - High heels are painful and can cause damage. It is foolish to wear them except as an occasional amusement.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin. - In all fairness, it is incredibly sensitive skin.

40. They like Ikea furniture.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest sh**.