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06 Nov 2010, 10:51 am

Step one: Pretend to know nothing. Stop talking about anything interesting related to the human body, science, history, etc. Do not share any interesting facts with man of interest because he might see it as a threat to his masculinity.

Step two: Realize that in the real world, women really ARE just pretty objects men use for fornication, affection, delicious food, and the proliferation of their future offspring. DO NOT think you can ever convince a man you are smart or funny by making jokes or doing any of the aforementioned sharing of knowledge in step one. This will only scare him clean off. To have grace is to admit you are weak and helpless.

Step three: Become extremely giddy, social and outgoing. Men only want confident women who have lots of friends and parents who showered them with love in childhood. An unconfident woman is a useless woman because unlike women who are drawn to self-hating narcissists, men secretly have no respect for women but are slightly intimidated by a woman is completely gung-ho with self-respect.

Step four: Pretend you do not care, no matter how tempting it is to be honest with a guy that you like him. If he knows that you might also have feelings for him, or that he has caught your interest, he will cast you off like yesterday's garbage. Just lie, pretend, and lie some more until your poor man is eating out of your hand, because he thinks you hate him.

If you can keep up the appearances of all four steps, you might be lucky enough to land yourself with a new NT boyfriend.

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06 Nov 2010, 11:11 am

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If you can keep up the appearances of all four steps, you might be lucky enough to land yourself with a new NT boy...

Why not go after a man?

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06 Nov 2010, 11:15 am

madbirdgirl wrote:

I happen to like interesting facts...

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Step two: Realize that in the real world, women really ARE just pretty objects men use for fornication, affection, delicious food, and the proliferation of their future offspring. DO NOT think you can ever convince a man you are smart or funny by making jokes or doing any of the aforementioned sharing of knowledge in step one. This will only scare him clean off. To have grace is to admit you are weak and helpless.

Physical beauty isn't the end be all for me, but I admit it still does play a role in who I find attractive. Hard to deny good biology... Not sure what is attractive about weak and helpless though.

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Step three: Become extremely giddy, social and outgoing. Men only want confident women who have lots of friends and parents who showered them with love in childhood. An unconfident woman is a useless woman because unlike women who are drawn to self-hating narcissists, men secretly have no respect for women but are slightly intimidated by a woman is completely gung-ho with self-respect.

Not necessarily true in my case. I've found giddy and overly-social women to be annoying.

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Step four: Pretend you do not care, no matter how tempting it is to be honest with a guy that you like him. If he knows that you might also have feelings for him, or that he has caught your interest, he will cast you off like yesterday's garbage. Just lie, pretend, and lie some more until your poor man is eating out of your hand, because he thinks you hate him.

I would much rather know a girl likes me since I'm terrible at figuring these things out. I would safely assume someone is not interested if they never voice it and move on.

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f you can keep up the appearances of all four steps, you might be lucky enough to land yourself with a new NT boyfriend.

Which begs one of the most common questions in this forum... "What's wrong with an aspie guy?"
Although I suppose if some AS ladies really want an NT guy... there you go. Deny who you really are and maybe you'll get rewarded with more of the same.

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06 Nov 2010, 11:18 am

I think everyone is missing the point of this brilliant, hilarious post. Unless I'm on the wrong page entirely, this was written - and intended - purely as a satire??

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06 Nov 2010, 11:19 am

So, basically, you're advising Aspie girls to act like the generic stupid type?

You do realise that NTs know when people fake that, right? And that, like me, many NTs find those girls to be f**king annoying?

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06 Nov 2010, 11:26 am

Faidin wrote:

I think everyone is missing the point of this brilliant, hilarious post. Unless I'm on the wrong page entirely, this was written - and intended - purely as a satire??

I wondered if it was satire after I posted... I'm slow at realizing these things.

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06 Nov 2010, 11:39 am

Zara wrote:

Faidin wrote:

I think everyone is missing the point of this brilliant, hilarious post. Unless I'm on the wrong page entirely, this was written - and intended - purely as a satire??

I wondered if it was satire after I posted... I'm slow at realizing these things.

you got it. it's a satire, albeit an angry/fed up one.

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06 Nov 2010, 11:40 am

You're screwed in the head.

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06 Nov 2010, 11:44 am

madbirdgirl wrote:

Zara wrote:

Faidin wrote:

I think everyone is missing the point of this brilliant, hilarious post. Unless I'm on the wrong page entirely, this was written - and intended - purely as a satire??

I wondered if it was satire after I posted... I'm slow at realizing these things.

you got it. it's a satire, albeit an angry/fed up one.

Ahh, makes more sense. Why didn't I spot that? Damn...

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06 Nov 2010, 11:51 am

She had to call herself the cuckoo-girl but madbirdgirl is fine.

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06 Nov 2010, 12:14 pm

Actually I think she's right about this....

madbirdgirl wrote:

And this...

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Step three: Become extremely giddy, social and outgoing.

I've noticed that men, in the past immediately seemed to lose interest when I told them what field I was in, whether they were only engaging with me in chit chat, or whether they thought I was girlfriend or sex potential.

I also happen to know that more NT men are attracted to super social NT type woman than not.

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06 Nov 2010, 1:59 pm

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all of those are a massive turn off for me. then again, not an NT guy.

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06 Nov 2010, 2:04 pm

Step five; give up on NT men and go out with me.

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06 Nov 2010, 2:35 pm

Wow... harsh i disagree but then again im a guy but also an aspie so let's hope i dont treat women as objects as you say cuz id hate myself but then again my GF thinks im doing just fine and i think i treat her right anyway

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06 Nov 2010, 3:05 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

She had to call herself the cuckoo-girl but madbirdgirl is fine.

You probably should have called yourself booya but theres no way to change your username and you are now a semi-respected troll among us.

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06 Nov 2010, 4:41 pm

madbirdgirl wrote:

Jeeze, what kind of men have you been hanging out with?

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