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Who do you relate to most?
Popular Guy 20%  20%  [ 1 ]
Nerdy Guy 60%  60%  [ 3 ]
Pretty Girl 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Chubby Girl 20%  20%  [ 1 ]
I see bits of myself in all of these characters. 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
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29 May 2011, 8:47 pm

http://www.inmalafide.com/blog/2011/04/20/four-stories/



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29 May 2011, 8:53 pm

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As soon as the contract was signed, his wife dropped the last shreds of her sex appeal and proceeded to balloon into a nagging seacow.

Seth, on the other hand, was getting more flirtatious attention than ever from a higher caliber of girls than ever before. He decided to cut his losses and give up half his wealth before he had time to really get rich.

His bitter wife took the kids, leaving Seth free to play the field and fulfill all his adolescent fantasies with gold-digging beauties approaching their expiration date.


Nice. I think I would like to ask the author to marry me. I have always wanted to be called a seacow. Or even better, a sperm whale, or a brontosaurus.


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29 May 2011, 9:08 pm

I'd say I relate most to Seth in this article.

Mostly for the nerdiness turned into money turned into fulfillment of adolescent fantasies! :twisted:

I felt mixed emotions for the chubby girl CIndy. She never had much of a chance in her early childhood but as she grows up you come to detest her.

A friend of a friend is much like Cindy in that she is the classic "fat girl with an attitude" who if you are nice to her she will treat you poorly and if you treat her like garbage and cheat on her she will love you for it.



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29 May 2011, 9:13 pm

You are right. I am overweight and I find that the more that I am cheated on, the more I love the guy. The last guy I was with traded me for three 18 year old, slim Algerian mail order brides. It just made me love him more...


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29 May 2011, 9:17 pm

zen_mistress wrote:
You are right. I am overweight and I find that the more that I am cheated on, the more I love the guy. The last guy I was with traded me for three 18 year old, slim Algerian mail order brides. It just made me love him more...


hahahahahhahahahahahahahahha! :lol:

and lemme guess you probably turned down a nerdy friend because he was too nice!



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29 May 2011, 9:25 pm

Yep, I always turn scores of nice nerdy guys. I havent had a date in a while, as all the guys I like are in prison under maximum security :( . I write to them, but they arent going to be released for 5-25 years.


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29 May 2011, 9:29 pm

I related to the chubby girl obviously. Except I didn't turn slu*ty in college. Everything else seems about right. *depressed sigh* I'll be pretty one day. I work hard to lose the weight so I'll ensure that it happens. :(



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29 May 2011, 10:19 pm

I get the impression that the author fancies himself 'Seth'



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29 May 2011, 10:23 pm

Lene wrote:
I get the impression that the author fancies himself 'Seth'


I think all male wrongplaneteers are Seth in one way or another.



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29 May 2011, 11:07 pm

RICKY5 wrote:
Lene wrote:
I get the impression that the author fancies himself 'Seth'


I think all male wrongplaneteers are Seth in one way or another.


You forsee a similar end for yourself?



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29 May 2011, 11:18 pm

Lene wrote:
RICKY5 wrote:
Lene wrote:
I get the impression that the author fancies himself 'Seth'


I think all male wrongplaneteers are Seth in one way or another.


You forsee a similar end for yourself?


Take away the cocaine and replace aging ex-model with hot 19 year old. :D

All kidding aside, so many guys on here feel "left out" because their lack of "perfect" social skills keeps them from getting the tail they want. I do believe that their not having experience sex holds them back in a big way. As men they have become so used

The reason I put so much emphasis on the physical pleasure/biological attraction principles is because that is all that there is.

The fluffy crap people like to talk about love magically happening is a lie. I prefer to deal in things that benefit me and not stupid secular religions we tell ourselves to keep us company in the dark.



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29 May 2011, 11:24 pm

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All kidding aside, so many guys on here feel "left out" because their lack of "perfect" social skills keeps them from getting the tail they want. I do believe that their not having experience sex holds them back in a big way. As men they have become so used


Ricky, you realise you've denoted women to 'tail' and complained about men being used in the same sentence? I'm not saying there aren't users of both sexes, but you can't complain if you do the same thing back.

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The reason I put so much emphasis on the physical pleasure/biological attraction principles is because that is all that there is.

The fluffy crap people like to talk about love magically happening is a lie. I prefer to deal in things that benefit me and not stupid secular religions we tell ourselves to keep us company in the dark.


Why do you think your version of life is the truth? Don't get me wrong, I think you'll get the reality you want; they seem to me to exist parallel to each other, but it's a shame you've sat down and refused to look at the alternatives- especially as you don't come across as being particularily happy with your version.



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29 May 2011, 11:29 pm

Lene wrote:
RICKY5 wrote:
All kidding aside, so many guys on here feel "left out" because their lack of "perfect" social skills keeps them from getting the tail they want. I do believe that their not having experience sex holds them back in a big way. As men they have become so used


Ricky, you realise you've denoted women to 'tail' and complained about men being used in the same sentence? I'm not saying there aren't users of both sexes, but you can't complain if you do the same thing back.

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The reason I put so much emphasis on the physical pleasure/biological attraction principles is because that is all that there is.

The fluffy crap people like to talk about love magically happening is a lie. I prefer to deal in things that benefit me and not stupid secular religions we tell ourselves to keep us company in the dark.


Why do you think your version of life is the truth? Don't get me wrong, I think you'll get the reality you want; they seem to me to exist parallel, but it's a shame you've sat down and refused to look at the alternatives- especially as you don't come across as being particularily happy with your version.


I am not convinced that there is much beyond biomechanics.

Guys who are nice and believe is "true everlasting love" are the ones who get called over to do favors for a girl or be they crying shoulder and get nothing in return for it.

Everything is an exchange in one form or the other.

Guys either trade their physical attributes, dominance (psychological and social), or money for female company. Not much else to it.



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29 May 2011, 11:31 pm

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I am not convinced that there is much beyond biomechanics.

Guys who are nice and believe is "true everlasting love" are the ones who get called over to do favors for a girl or be they crying shoulder and get nothing in return for it.

Everything is an exchange in one form or the other.

Guys either trade their physical attributes, dominance (psychological and social), or money for female company. Not much else to it.


And yet many decent guys have girlfriends, propose, get married and often say they are happy. Do you think they are lying?



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29 May 2011, 11:46 pm

Lene wrote:
RICKY5 wrote:
I am not convinced that there is much beyond biomechanics.

Guys who are nice and believe is "true everlasting love" are the ones who get called over to do favors for a girl or be they crying shoulder and get nothing in return for it.

Everything is an exchange in one form or the other.

Guys either trade their physical attributes, dominance (psychological and social), or money for female company. Not much else to it.


And yet many decent guys have girlfriends, propose, get married and often say they are happy. Do you think they are lying?


More power to them. I just don;t think the rewards of marraige outweigh the risks. I think it is our nature to be wired to never be permanently happy.