Low grooming standards for men

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Hairy backs....
Bushy pubes
Bushy underarm hair
Hairy chest

Pimply face
Sharp pointy teeth
A farm animal stench that permeates beneath

That foul smelling shirt
Washing it wouldn't hurt
By your standards it's okay to have months of germs and dirt

Your hair if squeezed
Would put a smile on the face
of those who bottle oil
With the label "Organic" meticulously placed

Some woman went on a date with you
She left in a frenzy
Your nostril hair was so long
Rapunzel would stare in envy

You went home to critique women found in magazines
Their legs weren't long enough
Their pores weren't small enough
That spot on their arm stood out too much

That lady had too much weight on her you exclaimed
As you let out a loud belch scratching the ripples of lard on your belly feeling no shame

No one is obliging you to date such low groomed men......

as for criticizing women found in magazines, women often do that more than men.

I lol'd

Is this a poem? Funny!

Dont complain if girls follow guys like that when guys like me that take care of themselves end up with nothing

Actually, if I guy has hygiene issues, that is a deal breaker for me. I love the smell of good clean skin!

This reminds me of Vogon poetry from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Not sure if it is as bad as the vogon poetry, but the OP using the best of poetry.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

The Critics


From a critic who didn't like Beethoven, a hairy male
Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of bags of nails



Critics get upset when they hear something great
It must fit a mold is the common complaint.

Words are not rhyming, words are not rhyming, words are not rhyming
Infraction for timing, infraction for timing, infraction for timing
Don't repeat, Don't repeat, Don't repeat
Back on track, oh yes the topic is about those who pretend they are elite.

The truth of the matter is since the dawning of show time
Critics take their envy and attention seeking out on artists discouraging using your own mind.

You should try Haiku

Hairy smelly men
No god's gift to anyone
Women are better

Only Alphas can get away with bad hygiene and rude habits.

I knew an Alpha guy who could, and often did, play simply melodies with his butthole - right in front of his fawning girlfriend...