Here is my blanket statement.
Someday, somewhere, in some far off distant place I Will Find Love and fully intend to become completely owned, perhaps utterly domesticated. But not today. And not here. And not with you.
However, your all pretty hot. 
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"I'm sorry Katya, my dear, but where we come from, your what's known as a pet; a not quite human novelty. It's why we brought you.... It's nothing to be ashamed of, my dear, but here you are and here you'll sit."