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31 Aug 2011, 8:26 pm

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31 Aug 2011, 8:37 pm

I never turn them down. :lol:



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31 Aug 2011, 8:41 pm

I hate when they use lighting like that to make themselves look more attractive in pics. Then you go pick them up and realize they're spoiled fruit.



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31 Aug 2011, 9:02 pm

Love it.



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31 Aug 2011, 9:59 pm

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31 Aug 2011, 10:04 pm

never had one of those (in both contexts)



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31 Aug 2011, 10:09 pm

They are so sweet when you lick them!


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31 Aug 2011, 10:34 pm

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Get it? :lol:


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31 Aug 2011, 10:35 pm

I've heard they are nuts!

Course, I could just be crazy. :wink:


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31 Aug 2011, 11:06 pm

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31 Aug 2011, 11:56 pm

As long as they're seedless...



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31 Aug 2011, 11:57 pm

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2011/08/27
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01 Sep 2011, 12:16 am

A chocolate covered date is the yummiest kind.


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01 Sep 2011, 1:19 am

sagan wrote:
A chocolate covered date is the yummiest kind.


Which kind? :twisted:


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01 Sep 2011, 1:25 am

I used that double entente to "flirt" in a nervous situation.
I said, "Hey ____, wanna date?", then held out a bag full.
She th*t it was funny,
but I don't know if she knew I wanted both meanings to apply.


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01 Sep 2011, 1:32 am

Fatal-Noogie wrote:
I used that double entente to "flirt" in a nervous situation.
I said, "Hey ____, wanna date?", then held out a bag full.
She th*t it was funny,
but I don't know if she knew I wanted both meanings to apply.


You should have said, I'll give you a date if you'll give me a date. Unless she had one already in her hand, she would have to understand that it meant the other kind!

(dang, that's a good pick-up line...I'm gonna have to start carrying dates (the food) around with me in college... :chin: )


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