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26 Sep 2011, 12:26 am

Has anyone got a funny/interesting/moving story from what you've experienced in the love sector?

I'm keen to hear. :D



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26 Sep 2011, 12:48 am

Step dad and ex-father in law.....the same person

Step sister and wife....the same person also ,..

I'm no longer in the same situation, My step dad passed away last year
and we divoriced 10 yrs ago.
9years of being not included in any holiday
or birthday, not even my real dads funeral 8yrs ago,
I didn't do anything wrong,


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26 Sep 2011, 12:53 am

gadge wrote:
Step dad and ex-father in law.....the same person

Step sister and wife....the same person also ,..

I'm no longer in the same situation, My step dad passed away last year
and we divoriced 10 yrs ago.
9years of being not included in any holiday
or birthday, not even my real dads funeral 8yrs ago,
I didn't do anything wrong,


That sounds messed up. I'm sorry for hw they treated you :(



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26 Sep 2011, 1:28 am

"My penis is awesome but no woman wants to touch it help me what should I do????"
- Every guy in the L&D section

No, seriously, we need to know! :twisted:



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26 Sep 2011, 1:54 am

Thx Hale Bopp

It was funny when in the middle of it all, seeing someones reaction to the situation.
How about a lighter subject...when I was 16

Bill & Jill
Tim & Kim
2 best friends dating 2 best friends

It didn't work out, Tim then dated Jill and Bill dated Jills 23yr older sister (who liked younger guys)
That didn't work out either.


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26 Sep 2011, 2:49 am

Obres wrote:
"My penis is awesome but no woman wants to touch it help me what should I do????"
- Every guy in the L&D section

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26 Sep 2011, 6:55 am

In my early twenties I had 11 orgasms in one night :!:



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26 Sep 2011, 7:26 am

That's a good question, even as odd as my group of friends and their lives can be - or my own by extension - can't say anything properly Seinfeld has happened that I can remember. We've all had some frightening dates but, that's probably its own topic in its own right.


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26 Sep 2011, 8:07 am

I have one or two stories that I think are funny now, but weren't so funny at the time.

I've mentioned this story before. In my early 20s, I was seeing this girl who had a 2 year old son. We had worked together for awhile, and partied a few times together so the relationship came naturally. Her dad really liked me (that's got to be a warning sign?) when I met her parents, and her 2 year old son made an immediate connection with me. He had this sweet appellation for me, "esss!", that he'd yell out every time I came in the house (she lived with her parents). I like cooking, so I'd cook meals for us. On Valentines Day, we took a covered carriage ride through a quaint, snow covered part of the city. For a month and a half it went on like this.

At some point, though, I began 'baby sitting' her 2 year old son more and more as she would 'run errands'. I loved Shawn (the 2 year old), almost as if he were my own son. Probably triggered some parental instinct in me. So I didn't mind the baby sitting at all. That is, until I found out what these 'errands' were. Seems she was dating another dude while I watched her son.

It wasn't difficult after that to break up with her. But it was difficult to break off my relationship with the 2 year old. That was heart-wrenching. He was such a good kid, innocently caught in the middle.

The reason I think this is funny now is that if it were not for my AS, I probably would have spotted what was happening two weeks into the relationship. Looking back, the signs were there.



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26 Sep 2011, 8:14 am

AsteroidNap wrote:
I have one or two stories that I think are funny now, but weren't so funny at the time.

I've mentioned this story before. In my early 20s, I was seeing this girl who had a 2 year old son. We had worked together for awhile, and partied a few times together so the relationship came naturally. Her dad really liked me (that's got to be a warning sign?) when I met her parents, and her 2 year old son made an immediate connection with me. He had this sweet appellation for me, "esss!", that he'd yell out every time I came in the house (she lived with her parents). I like cooking, so I'd cook meals for us. On Valentines Day, we took a covered carriage ride through a quaint, snow covered part of the city. For a month and a half it went on like this.

At some point, though, I began 'baby sitting' her 2 year old son more and more as she would 'run errands'. I loved Shawn (the 2 year old), almost as if he were my own son. Probably triggered some parental instinct in me. So I didn't mind the baby sitting at all. That is, until I found out what these 'errands' were. Seems she was dating another dude while I watched her son.

It wasn't difficult after that to break up with her. But it was difficult to break off my relationship with the 2 year old. That was heart-wrenching. He was such a good kid, innocently caught in the middle.

The reason I think this is funny now is that if it were not for my AS, I probably would have spotted what was happening two weeks into the relationship. Looking back, the signs were there.


Now that is all types of wrong. How can that girl even live with herself after doing that? WTF is wrong with society?



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26 Sep 2011, 8:47 am

hale_bopp wrote:
Now that is all types of wrong. How can that girl even live with herself after doing that? WTF is wrong with society?


That's pretty similar to what happened to me once, except it was my 3yo son: Wife asked me to sleep in his room because he had supposedly been having nightmares. The real reason was so she could sneak out at night to be with her (also married) boyfriend.



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26 Sep 2011, 8:48 am

hale_bopp wrote:
Now that is all types of wrong. How can that girl even live with herself after doing that? WTF is wrong with society?


Of course I don't know exactly what was going on in her mind. But looking back, I believe that she actually felt her son was a burden, that somehow he was taking away her youthful 'right' to go out partying and live it up. At the time, I thought she'd appreciate a responsible guy like me, when in fact I probably represented everything she hated about her situation.

Anyway, I have a funnier story...


I was at a party (again in my oblivious early 20s), drunkish, and began chatting up this girl who I was totally hot for, though I'm pretty sure she wasn't quite as attracted to me. But before I could find out, the police busted the party. Turns out, she was under 21, the legal drinking age. So the police haul her off to jail. Well after the party breaks up, I have the wonderful idea to go 'rescue' this girl from the jail, reasoning that she probably needs a ride home. So I get in my car and drive to the station. When I get inside, the attending officer asks me: "So, you drove here? To the station?" "Yeah, officer, of course I did." "Come with me"

He proceeds to then give me a breathalizer test, which I barely fail. He throws me in the cell with the girl! haha. I'm like "I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you...." Only not so much. Despite the gravity of the situation, we had a good laugh about the irony, and my naivety. Her brother and his friend (both sober) came and picked us up, and I never saw her again.



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26 Sep 2011, 8:52 am

Grisha wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
Now that is all types of wrong. How can that girl even live with herself after doing that? WTF is wrong with society?


That's pretty similar to what happened to me once, except it was my 3yo son: Wife asked me to sleep in his room because he had supposedly been having nightmares. The real reason was so she could sneak out at night to be with her (also married) boyfriend.


I hope you don't mind but your ex wife sounds like a real scum bag. Bad aura around her.



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26 Sep 2011, 8:59 am

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Grisha wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
Now that is all types of wrong. How can that girl even live with herself after doing that? WTF is wrong with society?


That's pretty similar to what happened to me once, except it was my 3yo son: Wife asked me to sleep in his room because he had supposedly been having nightmares. The real reason was so she could sneak out at night to be with her (also married) boyfriend.


I hope you don't mind but your ex wife sounds like a real scum bag. Bad aura around her.


I don't mind, she is. I still can't figure out how she got that way, it's like she simply doesn't have a conscience.



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26 Sep 2011, 9:01 am

hale_bopp wrote:
Now that is all types of wrong. How can that girl even live with herself after doing that? WTF is wrong with society?

I could probably go on about that for days but its more a PPR problem. Suffice to say people have too many arguments about what's real, whether human nature exists, and because such people push so hard to reinvent culture or destroy it in the wake of their own naivity we have a culture now where every possible mistake that can be made with raising people isn't just being made - in a lot of cases its even being enforced by the intellectual elite as the 'enlightened' way of doing things.


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26 Sep 2011, 9:03 am

Grisha wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
Now that is all types of wrong. How can that girl even live with herself after doing that? WTF is wrong with society?


That's pretty similar to what happened to me once, except it was my 3yo son: Wife asked me to sleep in his room because he had supposedly been having nightmares. The real reason was so she could sneak out at night to be with her (also married) boyfriend.


argh...that's horrible. It's so calculating....