How do you flirt with Amish chicks?

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10 Nov 2011, 1:18 am

I have a longer beard than any of the other guys at the barn-raising, and yet I still get no attention from the ladies - what am I doing wrong?

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10 Nov 2011, 1:28 am

What kind of horse cart do you drive? How long does it take you to put up a barn? These are the questions you need to be asking yourself. With great beard comes great responsibility

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10 Nov 2011, 1:35 am

Grisha wrote:

I have a longer beard than any of the other guys at the barn-raising, and yet I still get no attention from the ladies - what am I doing wrong?

Thee talks strangely, ouslander! :wink:

You could either convert, or watch the flick called "Witness" for some tips. Of course, it doesn't hurt if you are Harrison Ford, either! Great film by the way.

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10 Nov 2011, 2:16 am

Be careful of the English!

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10 Nov 2011, 2:23 am

The only thing I can think right now that wasnt covered by Vigilans reply is:
Do you have a proper hat?.

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10 Nov 2011, 2:55 am

Pimp your buggy. Chicks love buggies. :lol:

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10 Nov 2011, 6:38 am

IDontGetIt wrote:

Pimp your buggy. Chicks love buggies. :lol:

Dude, my ride is already a chick-magnet, only without the chicks...

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10 Nov 2011, 7:09 am

How good at you at preparing Gobs/whoopie pies? This could be a factor. :lol:

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10 Nov 2011, 7:33 am

Ask Weird Al.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg[/youtube]

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10 Nov 2011, 7:49 am

Dude. I'm gonna say one word. Are you ready?

Rumspringa

You'll thank me later!

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10 Nov 2011, 8:02 am

Grisha wrote:

IDontGetIt wrote:

Pimp your buggy. Chicks love buggies. :lol:

Dude, my ride is already a chick-magnet, only without the chicks...

Grisha,

Methinks you just might qualify as the last of the red hot flaming (pun intended) Amish lovers! WOOOOHOOOOO! Apparently, you are among the ranks of "Some like it hot" as evidenced by your "chick magnet" ride.

By the way, have you taken your ride on the PCH yet? No doubt your fellow Californians will be pea green with envy!! !

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