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12 Feb 2012, 11:37 am

I want nothing more than to kill the as*hole who invented Valentine's Day.

Why the f**k do all these blood claat couples and the media always have to remind me of what I don't have? Why do other guys get all the women but I don't? Do I have to kill those f*****g asswipes for being more confident? Do I have to take all their women from them by force? They deserve nothing less than to pay for having all that with their own f*****g blood! f**k VALENTINE'S DAY! f**k COUPLES FOR BEING TOGETHER AND HAPPY! THEY DESERVE NOTHING LESS THAN TO PAY WITH THEIR OWN LIVES! I DESERVE ALL THAT, NOT THEM! THEY MUST HAVE IT TAKEN AWAY AND REDISTRIBUTED AMONG THE HAVE-NOTS!

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12 Feb 2012, 11:41 am

Weiss_Yohji wrote:

I want nothing more than to kill the as*hole who invented Valentine's Day.

Can't read/respond to that angry rant as I simply don't have the time but it's an old tradition from the 14th century I think that has been hijacked by Hallmark and the greeting cards companies. Just try to ignore it and it will ignore you. An awful lot of the people in relationships aren't happy anyway.

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12 Feb 2012, 11:46 am

Weiss_Yohji wrote:

I want nothing more than to kill the as*hole who invented Valentine's Day.

Why the f**k do all these blood claat couples and the media always have to remind me of what I don't have? Why do other guys get all the women but I don't? Do I have to kill those f***ing asswipes for being more confident? Do I have to take all their women from them by force? They deserve nothing less than to pay for having all that with their own f***ing blood! f**k VALENTINE'S DAY! f**k COUPLES FOR BEING TOGETHER AND HAPPY! THEY DESERVE NOTHING LESS THAN TO PAY WITH THEIR OWN LIVES! I DESERVE ALL THAT, NOT THEM! THEY MUST HAVE IT TAKEN AWAY AND REDISTRIBUTED AMONG THE HAVE-NOTS!

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12 Feb 2012, 1:03 pm

What's a blood claat couple? Do they have anaemia or something?

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12 Feb 2012, 1:18 pm

Thom_Fuleri wrote:

What's a blood claat couple? Do they have anaemia or something?

Here.

There were these two couples who came into my work last night, and I wanted to tear both men to shreds with my own hands, then take their women for myself.

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12 Feb 2012, 2:18 pm

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There were these two couples who came into my work last night, and I wanted to tear both men to shreds with my own hands, then take their women for myself.

Internet hardman alert!

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12 Feb 2012, 3:10 pm

Weiss_Yohji wrote:

Thom_Fuleri wrote:

What's a blood claat couple? Do they have anaemia or something?

Here.

There were these two couples who came into my work last night, and I wanted to tear both men to shreds with my own hands, then take their women for myself.

Get yourself help, man. That's not healthy.

Serious advice.

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12 Feb 2012, 3:24 pm

Good grief. I thought that was a typo.

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12 Feb 2012, 3:27 pm

Spot the alpha macaque.

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12 Feb 2012, 3:29 pm

:lmao:
those women will jump into your arms once you rip their current boys to pieces!!
i am swooning.

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12 Feb 2012, 3:31 pm

^ I am seeking for your boyfriend, I want to rip him.

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12 Feb 2012, 3:32 pm

with your bare hands, i hope!

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12 Feb 2012, 3:44 pm

No, with an electric chainsaw, I am not that idiot.

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12 Feb 2012, 3:46 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

No, with an electric chainsaw, I am not that idiot.

Better find a place to plug it in, first. :wink:

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12 Feb 2012, 3:50 pm

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The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

No, with an electric chainsaw, I am not that idiot.

Better find a place to plug it in, first. :wink:

You're a comet girl, so you're supposed to be a source of power.

***approaching you from behind with the plug***

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12 Feb 2012, 4:12 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

hale_bopp wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

No, with an electric chainsaw, I am not that idiot.

Better find a place to plug it in, first. :wink:

You're a comet girl, so you're supposed to be a source of power.

***approaching you from behind with the plug***

That will provoke a reaction, but not the one you are hoping for! :lol:

(I can imagine you sprawled on the ground with a non working chainsaw next to you)

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