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diniesaur
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27 Mar 2012, 9:22 pm

Vigilans, your avatar looks like the perfect body language response to all these pickup lines! :lol:

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27 Mar 2012, 10:43 pm

JUDGEMENT!

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27 Mar 2012, 11:27 pm

If you was ice cream I would eat you very fast until I got flacid.

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27 Mar 2012, 11:28 pm

great, you going to try and kill me too?

try and fight me, see what happens, my dad already tried.

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27 Mar 2012, 11:34 pm

I bet you taste just like a peach :wink:

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28 Mar 2012, 1:06 am

Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?

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28 Mar 2012, 3:37 am

"Hi babe."

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28 Mar 2012, 5:43 am

Want to go halves on a bas*ard?

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28 Mar 2012, 8:16 am

Are you tired? Because you been running through my mind all day.

I lost my phone number, can I use yours?

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28 Mar 2012, 1:53 pm

I used to smoke pot but I think your the perfect drug.

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28 Mar 2012, 1:58 pm

Yikes

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28 Mar 2012, 2:03 pm

If you was a fire I put you out by giving you a facial.

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28 Mar 2012, 7:37 pm

This line I suppose isn't that bad but it was for me.

"I think you look like a nice girl"

Her response, "When I'm all sexed out, I can be."

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28 Mar 2012, 7:51 pm

Jackanape wrote:

Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?

Is...that what I think it is?

...MARRY ME!

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28 Mar 2012, 8:17 pm

Give a note "Hey I am shy & I would love you to show me how to give a female ecstasy in bed".

What you think bad line or not lol

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28 Mar 2012, 10:48 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b65Zf6r-RE[/youtube]

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