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08 Aug 2006, 5:01 pm

Just for fun-create some really BAD pick up lines. And be original. . .I know all the ones already out there.

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08 Aug 2006, 5:30 pm

"You'd look great in the trunk of my car."

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08 Aug 2006, 5:30 pm

Hello. Would you be seriously offended if I attempted to flirt with you?

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08 Aug 2006, 5:39 pm

MagicMike wrote:

"You'd look great in the trunk of my car."

this is the funniest one i have seen

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08 Aug 2006, 6:04 pm

What will you do for $300 baby?( rubbing the money on her face in a degrading way.) No mom I was joking...............slap..............

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08 Aug 2006, 6:10 pm

are you any good at cleaning a toilet..........babe?

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08 Aug 2006, 6:22 pm

Hey did'nt I see you in Mexico in a donkey strip club act?

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09 Aug 2006, 12:08 am

"Excuse me, I'm lost. Could you give me directions?"

"Yeah, where are you going?"

"Into your pants."

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09 Aug 2006, 12:09 am

The CIA is after my penis, I need a place to hide it.

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09 Aug 2006, 12:59 am

O'boy

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09 Aug 2006, 2:39 am

You have great looking skin. I want inside it.

ooh_choc
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09 Aug 2006, 3:08 am

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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09 Aug 2006, 6:10 am

You must be Jamaican, cause Jamaican me horny.

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09 Aug 2006, 7:50 am

ooh_choc wrote:

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

ok this one wins, im definetly gunna use this next time

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09 Aug 2006, 8:04 am

Hey baby you know what they say "ounce you go aspie you don't go backs-e"

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09 Aug 2006, 8:14 am

can i buy you a drink and talk about my therapist and my frickign anger manage,memnt problem with you...baby?

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