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19 May 2012, 10:38 pm

Be they cheesy or honest, tell the world what pick up lines worked for you! I asked this girl if she ever kissed an extra terrestrial and she always ignored me but after I asked her that she went crazy for me...My life is starting to look up...

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19 May 2012, 10:41 pm

A serious version of my topic haha

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19 May 2012, 10:47 pm

So fqr it has been " Hey, I'm Shatbat. Nice to meet you."

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19 May 2012, 11:03 pm

Genuine spontaneous communication is usually the best bet. (ex. what shatbat said)
"lines" can backfire in a big way

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19 May 2012, 11:03 pm

Pickup lines don't work.

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19 May 2012, 11:07 pm

"I recognize that rash!" :lol:

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In all seriousness, there was a lot more to this event and I gently introduced myself first so I wouldn't come off as totally creepy. I also had no intent of hitting on the rashy-baby's mom, I was genuinely trying to help since my little one had the same rash a few years ago. But the conversation was short, sweet and got a very friendly smile and thanks from a nice lady. I'd call that a good day.

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19 May 2012, 11:10 pm

Ha ha guaranteed to get shot down if you use a "chat up line", just go talk to them as a human being!!

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19 May 2012, 11:21 pm

When I was first single a few years ago I had a t-shirt that said 'Kiss me I'm single' as a bit of a joke - no one actually kissed me in that shirt, but worked damn well as am ice breaker in the club and to show my human side at work (yes, I also wore it to work) so still a win :lol:

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19 May 2012, 11:23 pm

Bloodheart wrote:

I was thinking about getting the friendship algorithm t-shirt for a similar reason

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20 May 2012, 8:12 am

Delphiki wrote:

A serious version of my topic haha

Yeah! Just to see what went down!:D

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20 May 2012, 5:03 pm

DogOfJudah wrote:

Ha ha guaranteed to get shot down if you use a "chat up line", just go talk to them as a human being!!

Silly DogOfJudah, women aren't human. As a man it is your job to find out the secret Woman Code that will make us all fall uncontrollably in lust with you.

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20 May 2012, 9:58 pm

To do what ?

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20 May 2012, 10:15 pm

Are you tan from the sun? Nice to meet you Tan, I'm _____ from Earth.

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20 May 2012, 10:21 pm

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

Are you tan from the sun? Nice to meet you Tan, I'm _____ from Earth.

ha cute
did it really work?

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20 May 2012, 10:33 pm

DogsWithoutHorses wrote:

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

Are you tan from the sun? Nice to meet you Tan, I'm _____ from Earth.

ha cute
did it really work?

No idea, my dad just told me he tried that once back in the 50's. I'm sure it could work today though with that "How much does a polar bear weigh?" quaintness.

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21 May 2012, 1:06 am

"i have a condom"

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