As a man who has absolutely no idea of what it is like to have a girlfriend, I have to ask: what is the deal with it? They have intestines for a reason.
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DISCLAIMER: It should be noted that, while I strongly suspect I have Asperger's syndrome, I am not diagnosed. Nevertheless, my score on RAADS-R is 186, which makes me a pretty RAAD guy.
Sorry for this terrible joke, by the way.