Time for our own WP member to chime in with his "BBW Wanted" t-shirt!
I thought about making a similar shirt (but with a little more humour!)
WIFE WANTED - apply within.
Please form an orderly line.
No fighting, scratching or biting.
(Okay, well, maybe a little biting.)
Something with enough humour to make it non-creepy!

This is waiting for you at the comment section(comments are the best part of each news at yahoo)
"Wanted: Woman with 14' bass boat to share those special moments with. Physical looks are unimportant as it's what's on the inside that counts - looking for a kind hearted lady who shares my interests. Please send picture of boat".