I read the article, and I thought some parts were funny, but I don't think it was that helpful. I basically did all the things they said already and I haven't had any success yet.
The first page was kind of disappointing because nothing really fit very well. I ended up doing heart and then eye roll and then facebook, and I only picked the last one because it was the only thing I didn't have to look up to know what it was. I guess it doesn't hurt to try match dot com.