Thagomizer wrote:
Beat me to it. Dead Alive is probably the best. It's right up there with Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend.
On second thought, don't show her that unless you want to feel like Travis Bickle afterwards.
Dead Alive is funny and disgusting. Legend of the Overfiend puts any past, present and future problems you may ever have with getting "action" COMPLETELY in persepctive.
I want to revise my advice and say just watch Babe with her and serve her pork chops. Show her you can cook. Women like that in a man. That, and it shows you have a GREAT sense of humor. Along the same vein, if it's later in the relationship and she has asked you to kill a spider at any point, regress and watch Charlotte's Web. It may stop her. Even if it doesn't, you can scream CHARLOTTE? CHARLOTTE? every time an arachnid dies in both of your presence for at least a month following. I could say what you could do after watching Old Yeller but it would get put in the mature forum and I'd get a warning.
((Oh, and, I actually did watch Babe and eat pork chops in sixth grade. Because I'm frickin COOL.

I'm a vegetarian now but I'm still proud of having done that.))
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