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sderenzi
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19 Jan 2007, 7:14 pm

Woman are nice because

1. They smell pretty

2. They have gentle faces

3. Their skin is soft like dove soap

4. They have calming voices

5. Their hair feels nice

6. They want flowers

7. They like cuddling

8. They want to be held

9. They'll mate with us

10. Sometimes their voice is squeaky when they're excited

11. They tell us what to do sometimes

12. We have the chance to bathe them

more ideas?



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19 Jan 2007, 7:17 pm

Shouldn't this be in the Love/Dating forum?



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19 Jan 2007, 7:18 pm

That's like saying you like candy because it tastes good.



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19 Jan 2007, 7:25 pm

*cough*Sexist*cough*


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19 Jan 2007, 7:35 pm

If a woman on this board made a thread starting with the words, "Men are nice because.... any more idease?" I would be pretty disgusted.



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19 Jan 2007, 7:37 pm

ahayes wrote:
If a woman on this board made a thread starting with the words, "Men are nice because.... any more idease?" I would be pretty disgusted.


Yeah. :?



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19 Jan 2007, 7:58 pm

sderenzi you have to rethink your values.

1. You cant understand women.
2. They are independent creatures and not just here to please us.
3. You cant understand them. And especially not if you lack real-life experience like many of us do.

I'm not sure thats very helpful. :P



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19 Jan 2007, 8:18 pm

You need to put the crack-pipe away dood, your posts are getting more irrational with every passing day. :roll:

We get it, you want a GF. Do something about it.



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19 Jan 2007, 9:09 pm

Mods,either move this to teh love and dating forum or lock this cuz this does NOT belong here.


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19 Jan 2007, 9:10 pm

Unknown wrote:
Mods,either move this to teh love and dating forum or lock this cuz this does NOT belong here.


Seconded.

How do you become a mod anyway?



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19 Jan 2007, 9:18 pm

This is the stupidest topic I have ever read. 8O



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19 Jan 2007, 9:21 pm

The only thing on that list that really deserves mentioning is number 9. The rest can be thrown away. :twisted:



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19 Jan 2007, 9:28 pm

andy1976uk wrote:
Unknown wrote:
Mods,either move this to teh love and dating forum or lock this cuz this does NOT belong here.


Seconded.

How do you become a mod anyway?


Ask alex,he's teh GOD OF WP!! !! !


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19 Jan 2007, 9:48 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
The only thing on that list that really deserves mentioning is number 9. The rest can be thrown away. :twisted:


Awesome, while I agree they should do more to end involuntary celibacy, perhaps legalise willful prostitution, I do not think that a woman's soul purpose is to be a sex slave or whatever it is your trying to imply. Women are human beings too. I'll admit feminists are stupid, but even they don't deserve to be tied to the bed and raped or whatever. There isn't a friggn' thing in the world that makes you better than a woman. You sir are a sexist piece of crap.



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19 Jan 2007, 9:52 pm

By the way, are any of you feminists out there surprised that I stood up for females? Reguardless what anyone thinks, I'm not sexist. Feminists are sexist though.



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19 Jan 2007, 9:54 pm

sderenzi wrote:
Woman are nice because

1. They smell pretty

2. They have gentle faces

3. Their skin is soft like dove soap

4. They have calming voices

5. Their hair feels nice

6. They want flowers

7. They like cuddling

8. They want to be held

9. They'll mate with us

10. Sometimes their voice is squeaky when they're excited

11. They tell us what to do sometimes

12. We have the chance to bathe them

more ideas?



You've obviously never been around the "women" of these parts.... :roll: *looking for barf emote*