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Not giving your heart a chance to like a person for every bit of them and who they are in order to find the right person, is the long version of having standards. (genus stubbornidae, species: youtoonotmytypai stubbornidae)

Being a PUA, well that is self explanatory. It is the short version of using someone else's charm, success, and method (ughhh so repulsive) to get success for yourself. People need to be themselves. Giving advice on how to go about finding that special lady, benevolently of course, is not being a PUA, it is being a really good friend. (species: Amihotorniceorbothasaurus; this beast is up to the scientist to classify)

Leagues, simply put, is giving up on people too high on the totem pole for you to ever have a relationship with. For some it is actually usefull. For others who ignore every bit of it, it is what is holding them back. You should only probably stay away from bad unkind and hurtful people. You never know until you try. (genus: stubbornidae, species: expectaciodon stubbornidae)

Nice Guy is something better referred to as a maliciously envious woosie. Nice and guy, I won't even get started on how ridiculous these maliciously envious woosies are to dare refer to themselves as nice guys. It is completely ridiculous. I don't even like to talk about the next type of "road block" (genus: ridonkulai, species: nicey adonisae ridonkulai)

Feminazis are actually not a species but a group of feminists that desire to destroy all good feminism and some guys in the proccess by taking over the world with sound. They plan to use their ability to shout to give women's rights activists a bad name so they can punch as many more men as they can when ww3 starts. It is rumored they are decendants of Eva Brown, and not Hitler, but Dr. Robotnik.

The rest are just a bunch of bs anyways, and are just ridonkulai showing of different colored plumage.
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lol

I like your post.

I didn't get all of it, but what I did get, I lol'd at.

Especially the species names.

Wait, feminists get to punch dudes? No one tells me anything at our meetings. I want to get to wear a pink uniform. And hold rank, or something. Maybe the commandant of the flying vagina dentatas?

Can I carry a riding crop and use an awful fake German accent? Can I quote Dr. Strangelove?

I'm not for this unless I get to wear the uniform and quote Dr. Strangelove.

Bill threads are for the lulz.

You also forgot the "This babe stopped replying me on okcupid" threads.

it is not my heart who likes a person. it is my attitude. my heart just pulses blood through my body to keep me alive.
i can not understand all the chatter about hearts. they are simply internal organs, but beyond that they have no value in my emotionally void field of cognitive vision.

You are free to create a thread just for joking.

You however need to try to be respectfull to other members so avoid making fun of serious threads

I should have put "Any similarities to any real person or event are purely coincidental", but I didn't think I needed to.

This is purely for jokes, and is aimed at no one, so any offense is not intended.

"She told me she is busy, does that mean she is no longer interested."

There are also the self-destructive personalities. Although not entirely funny (not by much), you will see stubborness.

Guy 1: This woman I was seeing, she dumped me, stupid b***h.

Guy 2: Why, what did you do?

Guy 1: Nothing.

Guy 2: You must have done something?

Guy 1: No, why do you say that, I didn't do nuffink. She be crazy biatch. She tripping on hormones, giving me grief and then dumps me. Stupid cow.

Guy 2: So, you were an a***hole?

Guy 1: No, man, it's not that, it's her hormones. Also, she a biatch.


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Any resemblance within this joke to real people or situations is purely coincidental.