Best pickup line ever!

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FunkyPunky
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04 Nov 2017, 11:30 pm

So I just did this and I am so proud of myself. I never knew I could be this smooth!

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05 Nov 2017, 2:11 am

That is both super smooth and extremely adorable! Well done! I have to say, I'm quite jealous and wish one of the guys I was talking to online would be that cute with me.

It's also a much better pickup line than one of the ones someone used on me yesterday: "Are your cheeks edible cakes? Because they are looking yummy and delicious!". I felt so bad for the guy, since I don't think English was his first language, but I have NO idea what he meant by that!

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05 Nov 2017, 2:34 am

How is a pic saying Please Update Your Account To Enable 3rd Party Hosting a pickup line :?: :lol:

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05 Nov 2017, 3:09 am

MarissaKay wrote:

That is both super smooth and extremely adorable! Well done!

I have to say, I'm quite jealous and wish one of the guys I was talking to online would be that cute with me.

It's also a much better pickup line than one of the ones someone used on me yesterday: "Are your cheeks edible cakes? Because they are looking yummy and delicious!". I felt so bad for the guy, since I don't think English was his first language, but I have NO idea what he meant by that!

Confusing. I avoid being playful with women I don’t know. It seems to annoy a lot of women. Guessing they want serious women,

Did the op get s date?

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05 Nov 2017, 3:26 am

nick007 wrote:

How is a pic saying Please Update Your Account To Enable 3rd Party Hosting a pickup line :?:

Hey girl, you're the only party I want to host, and your account is always up to date with me.

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05 Nov 2017, 3:29 am

I'm so confused.

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05 Nov 2017, 3:30 am

Wait is that the tactic confuse her into having sex with you?

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05 Nov 2017, 4:45 am

"You remind me of my favorite pornstar".

^ That always made them reply.

Problem is, they ask me what's her name to check in google, but she doesn't exist. :lol:

So I had to be like "Ah, I can't recall her name- I stopped watching porn long time ago".

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05 Nov 2017, 4:57 am

Darmok wrote:

Hey girl, you're the only party I want to host, and your account is always up to date with me.

I can't even begin to express how much I love this. If I got something like that in my Inbox, I'd reply in a heartbeat.

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05 Nov 2017, 5:14 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

"You remind me of my favorite pornstar".

^ That always made them reply.

Problem is, they ask me what's her name to check in google, but she doesn't exist. :lol:

So I had to be like "Ah, I can't recall her name- I stopped watching porn long time ago".

Still better than that cake line I was fed yesterday. :lol:

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05 Nov 2017, 5:18 am

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Hey girl, you're the only party I want to host, and your account is always up to date with me.

No amount of sex could possibly be worth sounding this corny.

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05 Nov 2017, 5:39 am

Sounds ever bit as sexy as....any line of instruction on the Federal 1040 tax form.

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05 Nov 2017, 5:46 am

naturalplastic wrote:

Sounds ever bit as sexy as....any line of instruction on the Federal 1040 tax form.

My sides hurt from laughing too hard at this.

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05 Nov 2017, 6:28 am

MarissaKay wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

"You remind me of my favorite pornstar".

^ That always made them reply.

Problem is, they ask me what's her name to check in google, but she doesn't exist. :lol: