Heaven forbid I get married and have kids but if I do...

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24 May 2014, 1:20 am

Heaven forbid if I have kids due to my hyperactive accasionally abnoxious personality but if I do and its a daughter inhereting my personality shell most likely be like this! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV0gZ1_gt8A[/youtube]If its a boy probably like [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f311XTtqPgc[/youtube]God help yall! Its good i dont have kids yet.


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24 May 2014, 9:20 am

You'd probably spawn the next Miyazaki.



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29 May 2014, 2:33 am

If I procreated, my offspring would probably be miserable. My daughters would have my stalker-like traits and my sons would probably be like Elliot Rodger. That or they be mentally disabled and I don't have the heart or patience to care for someone who has to rely on me for the rest of their life. Also, I fear I'd suffer the death of a child as punishment for upsetting people in the past. I can't imagine having a decent man, never mind decent offspring. Plus I fear that motherhood will turn me into a narcissistic a-hole who hates on the childfree, which is why I hope I'm infertile.

As for marriage, well like I stated on another topic, I fear I'll wind up marrying a man I don't love, since nearly every guy who liked me was more intellectually challenged than me or too desperate. I rather not be married, but if it comes down to the point where I can't afford hospitalization and the only way to get them is to marry a guy who has them, well than I may not have a choice in the matter.


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30 May 2014, 2:08 pm

I am totally enchanted by your "daughter." I hope that she becomes a reality one day.



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30 May 2014, 2:28 pm

You'd be a great dad, AspieOtaku!! !

We need more anime fans in this world. I hope you eventually find a special lady. :D


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30 May 2014, 2:41 pm

Hope I don't make the same mistakes my parents did if I ever have a child with Asperger's syndrome.


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30 May 2014, 10:44 pm

vickygleitz wrote:
I am totally enchanted by your "daughter." I hope that she becomes a reality one day.
She might get bullied alot in school [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzB3i9NVK9c[/youtube]


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30 May 2014, 10:49 pm

XFilesGeek wrote:
You'd be a great dad, AspieOtaku!! !

We need more anime fans in this world. I hope you eventually find a special lady. :D
Maybe with luck I could marry another anime fan and we can raise and anime fan family! :D We can go on family trips together to Anime Conventions and watch anime as a family and send the little kids to bed when more of the more adult oriented anime is on!


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