What?s the best way to attract a girl.

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MJH
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09 Jul 2014, 2:37 pm

My name is Matthew, I?m 21 and I was just wondering what are the best ways of attracting a girl because most of my friends are in relationships and I?m not.

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09 Jul 2014, 2:39 pm

The best place to ask this type of question is in the love and dating section of the site.

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09 Jul 2014, 2:41 pm

Puppies, chocolate, and money.

Not necessarily in that order.

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09 Jul 2014, 3:28 pm

Axe. :lol:

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09 Jul 2014, 4:03 pm

fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. learn how to bake.

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09 Jul 2014, 4:10 pm

Jory wrote:

Puppies, chocolate, and money.

Not necessarily in that order.

You're not far off. :lol:

I would add to that: Kindness and self-assuredness, but not arrogance.

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09 Jul 2014, 4:13 pm

TallyMan wrote:

Axe.

Ewwwwwwwwww,you mean they have that in France?I figured it would be illegal there in the land of aromatherapy.Anyway,axe only attracts skanks.

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09 Jul 2014, 4:32 pm

TallyMan wrote:

Axe.

Axes only attract dwarven women. The human damsels prefer a knight with a well-sharpened sword.

BTW, when is the DM coming back with that pizza? I lost my 50-sided dice and I can't remember whose turn it is.

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09 Jul 2014, 4:37 pm

mezzanotte wrote:

TallyMan wrote:

Axe.

A damsel in distress will sometimes welcome a dusty dagger.

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09 Jul 2014, 4:44 pm

Just one whiff of that stuff and you'll have to roll the dice to see how much damage has happened to your olfactory organs.Heaven help if you roll a critical hit,you shall never smell again.
I wouldn't mind a knight with a claymore.

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09 Jul 2014, 11:21 pm

talk to them and make them your center of attention and smile

thats what i do and it works

also like people doing this to me

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09 Jul 2014, 11:56 pm

if they're made of iron or steel, an appropriately sized magnet will do

puppies work too. i walked mine today and people were all over her.

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10 Jul 2014, 10:07 am

Why don't you ask an easier question like what caused the big bang?

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10 Jul 2014, 10:21 am

Misslizard wrote:

TallyMan wrote:

Axe.

Ewwwwwwwwww,you mean they have that in France?I figured it would be illegal there in the land of aromatherapy.Anyway,axe only attracts skanks.

But in the TV adverts, one spray of axe and a man is surrounded by gorgeous pouting women. Are you saying the advertiser is fibbing?

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10 Jul 2014, 10:59 am

Impressing a girl is a pretty lame goal in life to have. :wink:

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10 Jul 2014, 11:04 am

Stare at your shoes and mumble about string theory and star trek trivia.

Worked for me.

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