Quotes you find on women's dating profiles.

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Let's collect these stuff in this thread - those are pics I found on dating profiles of women.

I've used a reverse image search to find the sources.

Discussion about these images will follow.

I like that one Is it just a single picture, or part of a longer comic?

you forgot the discussion

Ah yes...the discussion, what was it about? Ahh yes...

I think these quotes are sexist and promote the idea that men so desperately need women and can't live without them while women don't need men at all.
Yet it seems a lot of women adopt these quotes.

So? They're probably fed up with men hitting on them and try to keep them away by posting sexist messages and warnings about their absolute lack of interest. It's understandable---how would they not be fed up with being hit on if they are on a dating site?

The one that compares men to snow storms is freaking priceless

The difference is that it can snow inside.

"A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins the silence." -- Robert Brault

"A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water." -- Eleanor Roosevelt

"There is no such thing as an ugly woman." -- Ray Charles

"Women like silent men, because they think those men are listening." -- Author Unknown

"A man chases a woman until she catches him." -- American Proverb

"Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football." -- Fran Lebowitz

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.50 a minute." -- Author Unknown

"Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly." -- Thomas Chandler Haliburton

"A woman wears her tears like jewelry." -- Author Unknown

"A woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat." -- Oscar Wilde

"When a woman behaves like a man, then why doesn't she behave like a nice man?" -- Author Unknown


A Short Story, first published in November 1899 in an obscure Oswego, New York newspaper:

On one of the recent warm days a sour-visaged, fussy lady got on one of the smoking seats on an open car in the subway.

Next to her sat a man who was smoking a cigar. More than that, the lady, sniffing, easily made out that the man had been eating onions. Still more than that, she had the strongest kind of suspicion that he had been drinking beer. The lady fussed and wriggled, and grew angrier, and looked at the man scornfully. Presently she could endure it no longer. She looked squarely at him and said:

"If you were my husband, sir, I'd give you a dose of poison!"

The man looked at her. "If I were your husband", said he, "I’d take it!"

If only women ruled politics we would have world wars once a month

There would be no wars, but we would have some very intense discussions.

Those quotes are funny for some reason, like what's the point of it lol it just sounds cheesy and kinky to be honest

I only see feminism in them.

Great. Now I have at least a dozen more reasons to hate online dating sites and avoid them like the plague.

Imagine the uproar if the gender were reversed in those quotes.