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06 Sep 2016, 10:33 am

I was very drunk at the bar last Saturday.

I smelled something rotten as a group of women walked past and I looked at them and said "who farted" they then looked at very angrily saying "well I think it was you" and they started whispering to each other.

Do you think I probably deserved for them to get aggressive to me like that?



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06 Sep 2016, 10:48 am

Idk. What did you order?

But about the fart, it was just a misunderstanding. You see girls don't have gas like men. Their bodies are different and they eliminate entirely different. I don't know how they do it, but heard once they cough up a solid pellet once a month or something.

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06 Sep 2016, 10:50 am

That wasn't very bright of you.

You deserved what you got.



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06 Sep 2016, 12:55 pm

Don't get drunk in public. Just don't.

And yes, that was totally your fault they got annoyed.



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06 Sep 2016, 1:00 pm

Jamesy wrote:
I was very drunk at the bar last Saturday.

I smelled something rotten as a group of women walked past and I looked at them and said "who farted" they then looked at very angrily saying "well I think it was you" and they started whispering to each other.

Do you think I probably deserved for them to get aggressive to me like that?


That doesn't seem like a good thing to say to a group of people you don't know whether females or males. Also not sure how it was 'aggressive' for them to say 'I think it was you'? seems like a fairly decent response to a question like that from a random stranger at the bar, they probably thought you were trying to make fun of them.

But yeah that is not the best way to open up an interaction by saying 'hey, who farted.'


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06 Sep 2016, 1:02 pm

TomS wrote:
Idk. What did you order?

But about the fart, it was just a misunderstanding. You see girls don't have gas like men. Their bodies are different and they eliminate entirely different. I don't know how they do it, but heard once they cough up a solid pellet once a month or something.

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I don't think most females actually think that, or care that much if they fart...however it is kind of rude to point it out as the first interaction you have with someone. I think that was more the problem than any stupid mythic ideas of women not farting.


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06 Sep 2016, 1:07 pm

Sweetleaf wrote:

I don't think most females actually think that, or care that much if they fart...however it is kind of rude to point it out as the first interaction you have with someone. I think that was more the problem than any stupid mythic ideas of women not farting.


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06 Sep 2016, 1:07 pm

f*****g hell, Jamesy. Why would you even do that?

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I was very drunk at the bar last Saturday.


Aah, I see.

Honestly, I think you got off lightly. Had you said that to some of the women I know, you'd have had a far harsher tongue lashing.


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06 Sep 2016, 1:09 pm

Why is this in the "Love&Dating" section? 8O


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06 Sep 2016, 1:33 pm

Hopper wrote:
f*****g hell, Jamesy. Why would you even do that?

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I was very drunk at the bar last Saturday.


Aah, I see.

Honestly, I think you got off lightly. Had you said that to some of the women I know, you'd have had a far harsher tongue lashing.




The alcohol must have impaired my judgment



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06 Sep 2016, 1:35 pm

Indeed, it probably did.



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06 Sep 2016, 2:55 pm

In fact, you’re quite likely to get beaten up if you say that to the wrong person.


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06 Sep 2016, 3:20 pm

The only way to find the culprit is to ask a third party to smell all your butts.



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06 Sep 2016, 4:28 pm

Yes. Just ask loudly "is there an objectively unbiased Butt Smeller in the House?"



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06 Sep 2016, 4:46 pm

"Me! 10 bucks per butt!"



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06 Sep 2016, 4:58 pm

Sounds like a great way to get beaten up again.


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