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Boxman108
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17 Sep 2016, 2:55 pm

I'm fat short have no better work prospects autism shut in an very drunk. What do


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17 Sep 2016, 3:20 pm

You ask God to create one from your rib.



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17 Sep 2016, 3:47 pm

Napoleon was not held back by his height.
Women are attracted to power.

You'll need confidence.
Try reading blackdragon blog, a lot of useful dating & self improvement tips.
Sorting out your weight will be an aim, although that will depend on what type of woman you want.
It will be difficult, but will little steps every day you can achieve your dream.



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17 Sep 2016, 3:49 pm

Ok I have some baby back ribs but which God???


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17 Sep 2016, 3:54 pm

To begin: put down bottle. Avoid posting when this drunk.


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17 Sep 2016, 8:04 pm

Boxman108 wrote:
Ok I have some baby back ribs but which God???


I want my baby back baby back baby back...


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19 Sep 2016, 1:54 pm

wilburforce wrote:
To begin: put down bottle. Avoid posting when this drunk.

:lol:
Very funny. Also correct.


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19 Sep 2016, 8:03 pm

Nowadays you can even order one online and get her home delivered.



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19 Sep 2016, 8:33 pm

Swing low.



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19 Sep 2016, 9:09 pm

Lilo wrote:
Nowadays you can even order one online and get her home delivered.

Russia has fully embraced capitalism. :heart:
...and criminalism, becareful out there.



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19 Sep 2016, 9:29 pm

forget about girls who are way out of your league = problem solved.

look for a girl u feel like logically you have a chance with.
the planet is full of single girls who need a man, most of them are ok, ya know, nice and fine girls. nnot necessary the victoria's secret type of girl



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19 Sep 2016, 11:46 pm

I'm not interested in settling. Kinda pointless to give everything I own to someone I won't care for.


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20 Sep 2016, 12:23 am

Try ballroom dancing



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23 Sep 2016, 9:22 pm

Online dating.



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23 Sep 2016, 10:25 pm

Well I've got way more attention using a fake picture lol


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24 Sep 2016, 11:44 pm

Boxman108 wrote:
Well I've got way more attention using a fake picture lol

Try a picture of yourself holding a bag full of money! :mrgreen: