How To Get A Gf Even If You Look Like A Oversized Hobo

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Simply walking into Mordor is hard but finding the love of your life is even harder. All of your facebook friends are out partying, having sex, going on dates, getting into relationships while you're just watching porn on a separate tab.

Which is why i'm going to show YOU a step-by-step guide on how to get a girlfriend. It doesn't matter if you're the reincarnation of a greek god or look like a big ole hobo, you too can find love.


1. First thing's first, get off your lazy asss!

How can a girl ever get to know you if you're sitting at home all day not even trying to talk to people? That's like having a business but never advertising it, you're never going to get any customers. How can a girl ever get to know how awesome you are if you never put yourself out there? Mia Khalifa isn't gonna come knocking on your front door anytime soon.




2. Now that you're committed to getting off your lazy asss, you need a dope plan to improve yourself.


Let's get back to the business analogy. You are a product, and you need to do everything possible to improve yourself to make yourself more valuable to the customers (which are beautiful women)

How can you improve yourself? Here are a couple of ideas.

- Start exercising like going to the gym, going running, doing pushups, doing situps
-Start actually giving a sht about your appearence
-For god's sake, clean your room every once in a while!
-Wear actually good clothes
-Comb your hair
-Brush your teeth
-Improve your back posture.
-Choose a healthier diet.
-Improve your professional life, go to college, make more money, become financially independent.
-If you don't have a license, then get that sht. You don't want your parents driving you around forever.

Iv'e known MANY people on the spectrum and iv'e noticed that a lot of them don't give a sht about their appearence. They don't take the time to comb their hair, to dress nice, to workout, they look like slobs and as a result this all works against them. That's a part of the reason why many people with autism struggle with dating because they're not realizing that your sense of style and how you dress is going to affect how people see you. Why would you want to date someone who looks like a slob? I know I woudn't...

If you want to get better with women, then start giving a sht about how you look. Simple as that.



3. Go Out And Approach Women, Even If It Means Imminent Failure And Rejection...


Everybody is so afraid of failure when it comes to women. So many men have missed opportunities because they told themselves that they're just going to fail or they're going to come off as weird. They're afraid of failure.


What these guys don't realize is that failure is a part of the game. When you venture out into the world of dating, you're going to fail A LOT especially when you're new. You're going to say the wrong things, come off as weird, or come on too strong, or not escalate when you should have. You're going to make a lot of mistakes. But the only way you're going to get better is if you put yourself out there and you try, no matter what! If you keep at it, there will be a Ah Ha moment where you realize what you need to do. Remember that dating is just a game. It has rules and you can learn these rules but the only way you're going to learn is by trial and error.


From now on, failure is your friend. It will be your greatest teacher, your greatest motivator, and your biggest test of how resilient you are. Don't be afraid of death of dying, only be afraid of never trying.






That beautiful girl you see at the gym, you're friends with on Facebook, or even an intern at where you work, you decide to approach her and strike up a conversation. Maybe she's lonely too, maybe she wants to find somebody as well. You ask her out and she says yes, you two go on a really nice date and maybe you like her well enough that she ends up becoming your girlfriend or even just a casual f*k buddy.

But what if you don't talk to her? She walks away from your life, and there goes another missed opportunity. You could have asked for her name, her number, you could have asked her out on a date, and eventually to be your girlfriend, now the only question you'll ever ask is what if?


Remember, all you can do is try.