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kraftiekortie
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20 Jan 2018, 9:28 pm

Are you the guy who’s so gaseous?

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20 Jan 2018, 9:30 pm

at my most gaseous, I drove people out of a lavatory once. :mrgreen:

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21 Jan 2018, 7:31 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:

Are you the guy who’s so gaseous?

The real McCoy. My flatulence knows no limits.

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21 Jan 2018, 7:48 pm

RetroGamer87 wrote:

kraftiekortie wrote:

Are you the guy who’s so gaseous?

The real McCoy. My flatulence knows no limits.

have YOU ever driven anybody out of a loo?

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21 Jan 2018, 8:58 pm

auntblabby wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

kraftiekortie wrote:

Are you the guy who’s so gaseous?

The real McCoy. My flatulence knows no limits.

have YOU ever driven anybody out of a loo?

Ok. you win. Thou art the smellier. It's probably for the best. I already upset Dimple. If my stench was as strong as yours she might now be dead from asphyxiation.

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21 Jan 2018, 9:19 pm

RetroGamer87 wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

kraftiekortie wrote:

Are you the guy who’s so gaseous?

The real McCoy. My flatulence knows no limits.

have YOU ever driven anybody out of a loo?

Ok. you win. Thou art the smellier. It's probably for the best. I already upset Dimple. If my stench was as strong as yours she might now be dead from asphyxiation.

i'm very proud of this "victory" :oops:

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28 Jan 2018, 7:54 pm

Do you fart? -- also do you know that if someone don't fart it would come out of their mouth! don't believe me? look it up.

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28 Jan 2018, 7:58 pm

^^^that is an actual fact, so to smell better, pass gas the regular way, it hangs closer to the ground and further from sensitive nostrils. :idea: short people have the advantage here.

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17 Mar 2018, 5:46 pm

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At the moment she's in Xuzhou. Later she'll be in Lanzhou. She won't return to Australia for two months.

Impressive! She had to leave the country to escape you. This might be a lucrative career for you, a la Le Pétomane:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

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17 Mar 2018, 6:39 pm

The sexiest thing a woman can do for a man is to learn to love his gas :arrow: :lol:

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17 Mar 2018, 7:38 pm

chortler wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

At the moment she's in Xuzhou. Later she'll be in Lanzhou. She won't return to Australia for two months.

Impressive! She had to leave the country to escape you. This might be a lucrative career for you, a la Le Pétomane:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

It wasn't enough. She could still smell me in China. Perhaps she should consider moving to another planet. Preferably one in a different galaxy.

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17 Mar 2018, 7:52 pm

I am fairly confident that smells have a distance limit.

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17 Mar 2018, 8:35 pm

My stench is not limited by time or distance. My odor shall echo throughout the cosmos for eternity. After the last dim stars have faded and died, only my stench shall remain.

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17 Mar 2018, 8:40 pm

:lmao: so the universe' heat death will not occur before the fart death :lol:

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