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07 Feb 2019, 2:46 am

I remember my sister used to like men using chat up lines but I don't know if many people do.

Haven't used one in years. I saw this one that made me laugh though.

"Are you drinking hot tea? Because you certainly are a hottie."



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07 Feb 2019, 4:40 am

Do they work?


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07 Feb 2019, 9:51 am

Sure, they work .... they get an eye roll every time.


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07 Feb 2019, 9:52 am

They wouldn't be so popular if they never worked


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07 Feb 2019, 9:53 am

Not a good idea, Fifasy.

It reminds me of the old Saturday Night Clip "Wild and Crazy Guys." About two awkward guys who didn't know they were awkward.



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07 Feb 2019, 10:35 am

fifasy wrote:
"Are you drinking hot tea? Because you certainly are a hottie."

....
Her : "And do you drink cyanide"?
Him: "Umm no?"
Her: "You should".



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07 Feb 2019, 11:36 am

Him: ... and what do you call youself?
Her: Unlucky.



Him: where have you been all of my life?
Her: I wasn't born for half of it.


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07 Feb 2019, 12:32 pm

If they work or not depend on the woman, the chat up line, the man and how he delivers it.

However, the main reason why it brings some guys some success is probably that all men who use chat up lines actually approach women whereas not all men who don't do.



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07 Feb 2019, 3:36 pm

I mean...if it's a cheesy enough line it might make her laugh, and that's a start. I think very few of all these pickup-lines are intended to be delivered seriously.

Man: "Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Woman: *chuckles*
Man: "Answer my question please""

Yeah, no.


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08 Feb 2019, 7:12 am

Wolfram87 wrote:
I mean...if it's a cheesy enough line it might make her laugh, and that's a start. I think very few of all these pickup-lines are intended to be delivered seriously.

Man: "Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Woman: *chuckles*
Man: "Answer my question please""

Yeah, no.


Exactly. Laughter is a good place to start, perhaps?



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08 Feb 2019, 8:02 am

Sure they can be funny.

Some guys can have success like that.

Who know, Fifasy. Maybe you can pull that off.

But I can’t pull a pick-up line off.

Just like I can’t pick up girls in bars because I’m not the tall, flashy type.

I knew, from the outset, that I had to rely on unconventional means to obtain a partner.



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09 Feb 2019, 2:10 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
Sure they can be funny.

Some guys can have success like that.

Who know, Fifasy. Maybe you can pull that off.

But I can’t pull a pick-up line off.

Just like I can’t pick up girls in bars because I’m not the tall, flashy type.

I knew, from the outset, that I had to rely on unconventional means to obtain a partner.


I'm quite short too. How did you find your partner?