[ Humor ] A List of Relationship Signs.

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I'm trying to make a list of signs that a person might be in a relationship. These signs should be borderline funny, but still hold a semblance of truth. So far, all I have is this:

You May Be In a Relationship If...

... you automatically sit toward one end of the sofa.

... you automatically sleep toward one side of the bed.

... you feel the need to apologize after telling a 'dirty' joke.

... you hear the phone ringing when it isn't.

... you hold in your farts until one of you goes outside.

... you no longer need to finish your own sentences.


Can anyone think of things to add?

Corollary to not having to finish sentences (for extra points): When texting, one of you texts the answer just before the other asks a question.

...your wallet dries in mid-month.

... if your knee hurts

... if someone tells you how you snore.