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- ^ I'm not sure they're exuberant enough? Why aren't they smiling, bouncing, or squealing?

^ They must not have met their knight in shining armor yet./s

Someone with a list like this

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(How did you find my list? )

^^ I failed on the 1st one

^^^

I can't help but notice that even a fictitious abductor is more focused on personality than looks...

Does he have to be alive in the closet, or do clean skeletons without phones count?

Also what is split the pole?

Can't do skincare without skin, so that could be a problem. Perhaps a Mummy rather than a skeleton? That would explain the need for skin care.

Split the pole is when you're walking with someone, and there's some manner of obstruction like a sign post or w/e, and one person walks on either side of it, rather than both passing on one side or the other together, iirc.

Never heard of that with the pole. I likely split poles all the time. Is that bad?

Skin care: Bones are really good exfoliators, no?

I believe it's a superstition, like walking under a ladder or breaking a mirror (bad luck).

I think bones may be a bit too smooth to properly exfoliate, esp compared to something like a pumice rock - a coarsely textured bone may be effective, but then there's a bit of a catch-22, of the internal skeleton, exfoliating the external epidermis. OTOH, nobody says the bones and skin have to be attached to each other. A tricky conundrum, innit?

Very true ^.
Seems like the woman who made the meme is an airhead who doesn't know what she's talking about.
I've read all her green-flag comments and they don't match up.
She must be lying or framing men. / sarc


Another red flag is when they accidentally put their penis in your urethra.
I hate when that happens.

I googled « Crazies with crazy lists ».

Ah. Okay. That explains it.

- researches crazies who have lists

If they have made it clear that they are otherwise not interested in you and tell you that you bug them, while they see you at events and ignore you but stare at you the whole time.

- constantly sexualizes your special interests ("I bet playing the piano or video games has made your fingers really supple/flexible/dexterous..." "I want to watch you do yoga" "I bet all that reading has given you a richly erotic imagination")

- drives a van