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04 Apr 2023, 2:17 am

What would you have said? Just curious.


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04 Apr 2023, 3:17 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
What would you have said? Just curious.


There's a lot wrong his post. First of all, 22 is not that old. I'm over 40 and still a virgin but that's minor in comparison to the other stuff in the post. Secondly, being both unemployed and not going to school or studying would also be a problem.

The paragraph that calls all women crazy so obviously sexist that I don't think that most stuff on here goes that far. There's even some intel lingo in there (I think you have to be careful about that). I guess it's meant to be sexist though, considering that this is satire.



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04 Apr 2023, 3:28 am

Well I'm going on a date tomorrow but if I were dateless and autistic I wouldn't particularly like this thread.
it's just like the mocking that autistic men get for having poor social skills and having difficulty dating.

There's no point in having an autism support forum that is just like other forums where autistic men are mocked.

Might as well just join another forum to do with one of my other interests and just mask. Then I'll just ignore threads mocking autistic men. At least on those forums it won't be hypocrisy.

Mocking autistic men (and the mistakes they make in the dating world) is like reaching for the low hanging fruit it's been done, and it's boring really.



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04 Apr 2023, 3:49 am

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Well I'm going on a date tomorrow but if I were dateless and autistic I wouldn't particularly like this thread.
it's just like the mocking that autistic men get for having poor social skills and having difficulty dating.

There's no point in having an autism support forum that is just like other forums where autistic men are mocked.

Might as well just join another forum to do with one of my other interests and just mask. Then I'll just ignore threads mocking autistic men. At least on those forums it won't be hypocrisy.

Mocking autistic men (and the mistakes they make in the dating world) is like reaching for the low hanging fruit it's been done, and it's boring really.


I get you. I used to be in that position but this thread isn't making fun of a lack of success in dating, it's about people who overgeneralise and some recent events.

Good luck on your date.



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04 Apr 2023, 4:16 am

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I'm a 22 year old virgin (sad, I know, I might as well just pull the trigger now). I have absolutely no idea why I cant get a girlfriend!!


I can't believe no one has suggested this yet, but have you tried watching excessive amounts of pornography? You can learn so much about what women really want from a man by spending most of your day watching them in action.

Also maybe try following a few porn stars or models on their Onlyfans page. These are real women who will interact with you with no ulterior motive at all - they're just women who LOVE MEN unlike most of the women you meet irl.


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04 Apr 2023, 4:28 am

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Maybe this whole forum should be locked to mitigate fallout.



Personally, I think they'd mitigate a lot of damages by closing L&D.
It's never about love or dating anyway.


Why? I got some good dating advice here back in the day, which is how I ended up having my first date from OKCupid. A lot of it is also like the blind leading the blind though.



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04 Apr 2023, 6:05 am

klanka wrote:
Well I'm going on a date tomorrow but if I were dateless and autistic I wouldn't particularly like this thread.
it's just like the mocking that autistic men get for having poor social skills and having difficulty dating.

There's no point in having an autism support forum that is just like other forums where autistic men are mocked.

Might as well just join another forum to do with one of my other interests and just mask. Then I'll just ignore threads mocking autistic men. At least on those forums it won't be hypocrisy.

Mocking autistic men (and the mistakes they make in the dating world) is like reaching for the low hanging fruit it's been done, and it's boring really.

Having autism is no excuse to behave like a creep. It just isn’t. I’m surprised that you feel more concern for them than for women who have to put up with such hurtful BS.

Also, not everyone referenced in this discussion is autistic. It’s just about gross behavior in general.


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04 Apr 2023, 6:07 am

[satire]

If men are really eager to "Get a Woman", I have to wonder if they have yet tried the following:

• Constantly complaining about not being able to "Get a Woman".
• Focusing on only one topic of conversation; one which interests no one else.
• Gawking/staring at every pretty woman in sight.
• Hitting on every woman at the bars/pubs; even the married ones and the ones with their boyfriends.
• Not bathing, shaving, or practicing oral hygiene.
• Peppering their vocabulary with profanity and insults.
• Quitting their jobs and going on the dole.
• Quitting their lease or mortgage and moving into their parents' basement, garage, or storage shed.
• Selling their car and relying on parents to chauffer them around.

This is not an all-or-nothing list; but the more of these lonely men put into practice, the greater their chances of "Getting a Woman", right?

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04 Apr 2023, 6:09 am

klanka wrote:
Well I'm going on a date tomorrow but if I were dateless and autistic I wouldn't particularly like this thread.
it's just like the mocking that autistic men get for having poor social skills and having difficulty dating.

There's no point in having an autism support forum that is just like other forums where autistic men are mocked.

Might as well just join another forum to do with one of my other interests and just mask. Then I'll just ignore threads mocking autistic men. At least on those forums it won't be hypocrisy.

Mocking autistic men (and the mistakes they make in the dating world) is like reaching for the low hanging fruit it's been done, and it's boring really.

I'm dateless and friendless and autistic and frankly don't give a f**k, because being single and lonely isn't 75% of my personality.

Also, there's a much more vast amount of incels than just "autistic men" and they've been around for years, but if you think a post like this just reflects and mocks autistic men then that's not really my fault and I don't know why I'd care about the fact that you think this lowly of their behaviour. lol



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04 Apr 2023, 6:18 am

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I'm a 22 year old virgin (sad, I know, I might as well just pull the trigger now). I have absolutely no idea why I cant get a girlfriend!!


I can't believe no one has suggested this yet, but have you tried watching excessive amounts of pornography? You can learn so much about what women really want from a man by spending most of your day watching them in action.

Also maybe try following a few porn stars or models on their Onlyfans page. These are real women who will interact with you with no ulterior motive at all - they're just women who LOVE MEN unlike most of the women you meet irl.

Been there, done that. I am literally always watching pornography. I've become an absolute sex God because of it, but still women won't submit to me! It must be all of those chads, stealing the available women from me. :(



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04 Apr 2023, 6:21 am

Fairfield wrote:
DuckHairback wrote:
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I'm a 22 year old virgin (sad, I know, I might as well just pull the trigger now). I have absolutely no idea why I cant get a girlfriend!!


I can't believe no one has suggested this yet, but have you tried watching excessive amounts of pornography? You can learn so much about what women really want from a man by spending most of your day watching them in action.

Also maybe try following a few porn stars or models on their Onlyfans page. These are real women who will interact with you with no ulterior motive at all - they're just women who LOVE MEN unlike most of the women you meet irl.

Been there, done that. I am literally always watching pornography. I've become an absolute sex God because of it, but still women won't submit to me! It must be all of those chads, stealing the available women from me. :(


Oh well. At least the porn will give you some tips for the day that you finally do get laid. :wink:



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04 Apr 2023, 6:22 am

Try ignoring her when a woman expresses concerns to you about harassment. Stick up for the guys who are harassing her and make excuses for them. Guys have to stick together, right? Women need to know that their feelings and concerns don’t matter. Guys can misbehave publicly but others need to voice their concerns privately. They shouldn’t worry their pretty little heads with warning other women. Otherwise, where would you be?


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04 Apr 2023, 6:25 am

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Try ignoring her when a woman expresses concerns to you about harassment. Stick up for the guys who are harassing her and make excuses for them. Guys have to stick together, right? Women need to know that their feelings and concerns don’t matter. Guys can misbehave publicly but others need to voice their concerns privately. They shouldn’t worry their pretty little heads with warning other women. Otherwise, where would you be?


If she came to me? I'd never do that.



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04 Apr 2023, 6:26 am

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Try ignoring her when a woman expresses concerns to you about harassment. Stick up for the guys who are harassing her and make excuses for them. Guys have to stick together, right? Women need to know that their feelings and concerns don’t matter. Guys can misbehave publicly but others need to voice their concerns privately. They shouldn’t worry their pretty little heads with warning other women. Otherwise, where would you be?


If she came to me? I'd never do that.

Satire.


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04 Apr 2023, 6:27 am

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It must be all of those chads, stealing the available women from me. :(
How DARE they be so attractive to women?  It just isn't fair!

Just for the record, I used to be the kind of man who looked at everything and everyone but myself for the cause of my lack of popularity.  Remembering some of my crappy thinking from that time is kinda depressing.  This thread is also starting to give me "bad vibes", so maybe I will just quit it and move on.


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04 Apr 2023, 6:36 am

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Try ignoring her when a woman expresses concerns to you about harassment. Stick up for the guys who are harassing her and make excuses for them. Guys have to stick together, right? Women need to know that their feelings and concerns don’t matter. Guys can misbehave publicly but others need to voice their concerns privately. They shouldn’t worry their pretty little heads with warning other women. Otherwise, where would you be?


If she came to me? I'd never do that.

Satire.


Sorry, there's a mix of both satire and serious discussion in this thread. I'm trying to play along.