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03 Apr 2023, 1:29 pm

I have tried, but all what I got back is meowing.

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03 Apr 2023, 1:31 pm

Hmmm…

Maybe you should try meowing instead.

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03 Apr 2023, 1:32 pm

My cat has feline dementia so I can never get a word in anyway.

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03 Apr 2023, 1:41 pm

Sometimes you need to say mjao instead of meow.

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03 Apr 2023, 1:55 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I have tried, but all what I got back is meowing.

I think my cat is broken. He just keeps telling me that he's a cat. Yes, I know he's a cat, no need to rub it in.

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03 Apr 2023, 2:53 pm

Raleigh wrote:

My cat has feline dementia so I can never get a word in anyway.

I have the same issue with the MIL :mrgreen:

but seriously I think I have the same issue. I think she only uses two sentences (the cat), "feed me" and "cover me with the blanket"

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03 Apr 2023, 3:07 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:

Hmmm…

Maybe you should try meowing instead.

Blob fish don’t meow.

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03 Apr 2023, 3:18 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

Hmmm…

Maybe you should try meowing instead.

Blob fish don’t meow.

That’s disappointing.

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03 Apr 2023, 3:30 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

Hmmm…

Maybe you should try meowing instead.

Blob fish don’t meow.

None of them?

Have you interviewed all blob fish?

Are there stats for that?

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03 Apr 2023, 4:51 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

Hmmm…

Maybe you should try meowing instead.

Blob fish don’t meow.

None of them?

Have you interviewed all blob fish?

Are there stats for that?

I did.

I am one of a kind.

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04 Apr 2023, 9:00 am

:lol: Our cat ignores us half the time we talk to her.

I think girls wearing cat ears & meowing can be very cute even thou I don't understand them :drunken: :mrgreen:

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04 Apr 2023, 11:09 am

I wonder what they were conspiring.

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04 Apr 2023, 11:53 am

^ World domination.

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04 Apr 2023, 11:55 am

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^ World domination.

Gee Dodo, what should we do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Toto, plan to take over the world.

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04 Apr 2023, 12:30 pm

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^ World domination.

"That's done since ancient egypt, we're planing to dominate the next world".

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04 Apr 2023, 12:32 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

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^ World domination.

Gee Dodo, what should we do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Toto, plan to take over the world.

Animaniacs was one of my favorite cartoons when I was a kid.

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