1. Dogs do not go shopping, so no waiting around for hours in the shopping mall, carrying the dog's bags around. They would much rather go out and play in the park.
2. Dogs do not mind if you smell a bit funny -- no worries if you got the scent of another dog on you.
3. They do not mind if you pet another dog -- no jealousy there from your dog.
4. Dogs love it when you bring your friends around unannounced at weird hours. They love the company and fun, it is never inappropriate.
5. Dogs do not mind you being late. They actually are more excited to see you, so do not have to worry.
6. They will not mind if your forgot their birthday. They are not even expecting a gift, so can throw them the birthday party a few weeks later when you remember.
7. Their parents will never visit you, so no awkward moment of seeing the parents for the first time or the mother in law coming 'round for a 'couple of days'.
8. Dogs are not worried about the previous dogs in your life. No chances of running in to the previous dog on a walk!
9. Perfect travel companion on a journey. They will trust your better judgement behind the wheel and realize instinct and not a strangers directions will get you to your location.
10. They do not need the bling or makeup when going out. Your dog is ready 24/7 to leave at a moments notice. No need to wait for an entire movie to finish before your significant other is done getting ready.
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