best line you ever heard (that actually worked!)

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jamesohgoodie
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30 Apr 2008, 11:33 pm

we've all heard some bad lines. but we've heard some good ones too. what's the best one you ever heard? something that really made you like a person, or become attracted to them, or think "i must have you now".

i've got a really really good one. this happened at the end of a really good date. we were back at my place, alone, we'd been kissing on the couch, she then reaches up for my glasses, takes them off and says (and i quote)

"...time for Clark Kent to become Superman."

...guh. just...guh. :lol:


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30 Apr 2008, 11:39 pm

jamesohgoodie wrote:
we've all heard some bad lines. but we've heard some good ones too. what's the best one you ever heard? something that really made you like a person, or become attracted to them, or think "i must have you now".

i've got a really really good one. this happened at the end of a really good date. we were back at my place, alone, we'd been kissing on the couch, she then reaches up for my glasses, takes them off and says (and i quote)

"...time for Clark Kent to become Superman."

...guh. just...guh. :lol:


How bout: "Nice buns! can I have a bite?" (to a girl sunbathing in a bootythong in a city park :mrgreen: )

:lmao:



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30 Apr 2008, 11:41 pm

D1nk0 wrote:
jamesohgoodie wrote:
we've all heard some bad lines. but we've heard some good ones too. what's the best one you ever heard? something that really made you like a person, or become attracted to them, or think "i must have you now".

i've got a really really good one. this happened at the end of a really good date. we were back at my place, alone, we'd been kissing on the couch, she then reaches up for my glasses, takes them off and says (and i quote)

"...time for Clark Kent to become Superman."

...guh. just...guh. :lol:


How bout: "Nice buns! can I have a bite?" (to a girl sunbathing in a bootythong in a city park :mrgreen: )

:lmao:


unless that line actually worked on said sunbathing girl that doesn't count.


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01 May 2008, 2:08 am

He: hello, may I help you?
She: yes, please, three napkins
He gets them:
She: those are two napkins, I asked for three
He: gets another one
She: thank you

we were married for 8 years. then He died