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21 Jul 2008, 7:54 am

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& come and sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up


Oh my God. :lol:

That chloroform one is funny too. haha


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21 Jul 2008, 4:00 pm

Mumble, "Tickle your a$$ with a feather, eh?" When she says "What?" say, "Fickle or nasty weather, eh?"


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21 Jul 2008, 7:46 pm

You must be from Tennessee cause you are the only ten-I-see.

And i am from tennessee!! !! !! !! ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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21 Jul 2008, 7:51 pm

Also there was another line I thought of but didn't say because I was at work and would get, ya know, fired. Anyway this asian chick wearing this red low-cut shirt on came in the store and while doing other work, i thought of BUT DIDN'T SAY this:

"I wouldn't mind high scoring on your Double Dragons".


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21 Jul 2008, 7:54 pm

matrix wrote:
Also there was another line I thought of but didn't say because I was at work and would get, ya know, fired. Anyway this asian chick wearing this red low-cut shirt on came in the store and while doing other work, i thought of BUT DIDN'T SAY this:

"I wouldn't mind high scoring on your Double Dragons".

oh common it would so be worth it to say that, that would have been so awesome.



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21 Jul 2008, 9:46 pm

Hey baby, just call me "Milk" cause I'll do your body good!



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22 Jul 2008, 3:22 pm

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Also there was another line I thought of but didn't say because I was at work and would get, ya know, fired. Anyway this asian chick wearing this red low-cut shirt on came in the store and while doing other work, i thought of BUT DIDN'T SAY this:

"I wouldn't mind high scoring on your Double Dragons".

oh common it would so be worth it to say that, that would have been so awesome.


I think her mother was there.


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22 Jul 2008, 3:24 pm

matrix wrote:
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matrix wrote:
Also there was another line I thought of but didn't say because I was at work and would get, ya know, fired. Anyway this asian chick wearing this red low-cut shirt on came in the store and while doing other work, i thought of BUT DIDN'T SAY this:

"I wouldn't mind high scoring on your Double Dragons".

oh common it would so be worth it to say that, that would have been so awesome.


I think her mother was there.

hahaha even better. that would have been absolutely legendary



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23 Jul 2008, 1:26 am

The two best I've heard were

"Hey baby, wanna come home with me and play with my joystick?"

Also:

"Wanna toggle my analog?"



...I'm a gamer chick.



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23 Jul 2008, 8:59 am

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The two best I've heard were

"Hey baby, wanna come home with me and play with my joystick?"

Also:

"Wanna toggle my analog?"



...I'm a gamer chick.


"I have a rumble pack"

Lots of RRRRAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM


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23 Jul 2008, 12:41 pm

beef_bourito wrote:
"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


Nice one!! !! ! :lol:

Did you ever get a response?

(...now THAT is Irony, Alanis!) xoxo



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23 Jul 2008, 1:17 pm

Hey anyone single and open to a long commitment of marriage? :wink:


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23 Jul 2008, 1:19 pm

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Hey anyone single and open to a long commitment of marriage? :wink:


uh yes.
I'll buy the first round
My name is Christiaan.


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23 Jul 2008, 1:23 pm

FTW. :wink:


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23 Jul 2008, 1:24 pm

I have more gaming pick ups:

My Metal Gear is pretty Solid

I can blow up your Halo installation

You must be Yoshi because I can ride you to the end

The princess is in another castle, my castle

Hot coffee, enough said

Your my final fantasy every night, oh no I leveled up!! !


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23 Jul 2008, 1:25 pm

MissConstrue wrote:
FTW. :wink:


FTW?

YAY I won, I won!! !


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