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Sanityisoverrated Veteran
Joined: 10 Jul 2004Gender: MalePosts: 1,382
Wow. You're hawt. *bounces knee*
Knight-Errant Tufted Titmouse
Joined: 5 Oct 2005Gender: MalePosts: 49Location: Sheffield, UK
You know, your knee is highly stimulating.
TheBladeRoden Veteran
Joined: 10 Feb 2005Age: 42Gender: MalePosts: 1,208Location: Wisconsin
Dibs on the other knee!
DivaD Veteran
Joined: 9 Feb 2005Age: 186Gender: MalePosts: 826
*makes eye contact for a little longer than one second* (with the help of a stopwatch)
Winks and gives a sideways smile
Sarcastic_Name Veteran
Joined: 26 Mar 2005Age: 38Gender: MalePosts: 3,593
My body posture isn't mimicking yours, I just like standing upside down.
Larval Veteran
Joined: 15 Nov 2005Gender: FemalePosts: 1,037
*looks at you deeply in the eyes* *places hand on your cheek, moving slowly* You are beautiful. *moves closer to you, preparing for that first kiss....* *slips, stumbles, and falls down hard blushing furiously* Yep, thats probably the high of my abilites right now. *sighs*
I say, old chap. Are you alright?
vetivert Veteran
Joined: 17 Sep 2004Gender: FemalePosts: 5,768
tut. i'd only play if this were in the mature forum. (i'm too old to be banned...).
hecate Veteran
Joined: 21 Jun 2005Age: 44Gender: FemalePosts: 1,011
*knocks you on the head with a blunt instrument and drags you back to my place by your hair*
Serissa Veteran
Joined: 10 Jul 2005Gender: FemalePosts: 4,571
*looks someone attractive up and down* "You're too good for me!" *runs away crying*
*Pulls out the whipped cream* <_< >_> <_< >_> ^_^
gazes deep into your eyes, smiles gently, and softly whispers: "nineteen times nineteen is three hundred and sixty-one!"