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If they attack me just as fervently as one another (equally nasty and etc.,) they could be SOUL MATES!! !
They should get to know one another because if they hate something in common, they may HAVE something in common. Why don't they meet up in real life, talk about their WP experiences, how they both hate me, and escalate each other up to dating and marriage.
This post is the equivalent to riding a horse through the middle of the battlefield with arms extended, to TRY and get shot by the enemy faction. A-la "Dances With Wolves." Starting from 3:05 on the YT clip below.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0-rlBnSNCY[/youtube]
Now I actually feel like seeing how nasty Tias and Miss Construe can get! I bet they hate me so thoroughly by now, there's no action short of rescuing them from a fatal scenario that'll make them friends with me. (For example, pulling them out of a burning car wreck seconds before the gas tank explodes.) If I passed the point-of-no-return of ever being possible to earn their friendly side, I might as well see just how severely they could ever exercise their bully-like tendencies.
(Yes, Tias or Miss Construe, I DO expect you to say, "No, not even saving me from fiery certain death will make me your friend." Bullies like you both are too predictable now.)
They ignite so easily, this thread is all it takes to see what it's like to throw a can of propane (or how about a box of C4) into a burning pit.
To see Tias and Miss Construe at their absolute worst (on net forums anyway) is making this thread to facilitate it.
If Tias is so sensitive to (relative) stupidity (what's stupid to Tias may not be to others, etc.), how about I act stupid
on purpose wherever HE posts just so I can keep getting a rise out of him. After thinking his actions over, he turns out to be mildly entertaining!
I suppose Miss Construe is similar in that way. Also, she demonstrates exactly how not to act; she (passively) teaches this to other gals here well. They see how she acts toward me, and learn that's how not to act to guys, or anyone for that matter. Pretty invaluable teaching tool - demonstration! (Yes, insert refute reply here.)
Just let me lose my mind once in a while. I'm already good at discerning which people will accept me for who I am on the Internet. In real life OTOH, I tend to put my "best face forward" and approach social situations like exams/job interviews so I don't get as many haters as I do here. In real life, I feel constrained by having to act as close to my true age as I can. Deep down, I HATE THAT CONSTRAINT!! ! I want to act out when a situation warrants it. I want to spurt it like it is instead of bottle it up all the time. <-- Another reason why I hope to find some working anti-aging product. I want to look the part that I act. Whereas here, I can act like nearly anything because I don't look like much through a forum.
There, I feel better now. (For the meantime.)
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Edit: Hale Bopp relented, and Miss Construe is clearly the more hateful one.)
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