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Sanityisoverrated
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27 Nov 2005, 11:54 am

Wow. You're hawt. *bounces knee*



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27 Nov 2005, 1:11 pm

You know, your knee is highly stimulating. :wink:



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27 Nov 2005, 3:13 pm

Dibs on the other knee!



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27 Nov 2005, 3:26 pm

*makes eye contact for a little longer than one second* (with the help of a stopwatch)



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27 Nov 2005, 3:28 pm

Winks and gives a sideways smile



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27 Nov 2005, 3:35 pm

My body posture isn't mimicking yours, I just like standing upside down.


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27 Nov 2005, 3:46 pm

*looks at you deeply in the eyes*

*places hand on your cheek, moving slowly*

You are beautiful.

*moves closer to you, preparing for that first kiss....*










*slips, stumbles, and falls down hard blushing furiously* :oops: :oops: :oops:


Yep, thats probably the high of my abilites right now. *sighs*



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27 Nov 2005, 4:04 pm

I say, old chap. Are you alright?



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27 Nov 2005, 4:07 pm

tut.

i'd only play if this were in the mature forum. (i'm too old to be banned...). ;)



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27 Nov 2005, 5:12 pm

*knocks you on the head with a blunt instrument and drags you back to my place by your hair* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:



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27 Nov 2005, 5:56 pm

*looks someone attractive up and down*

"You're too good for me!"

*runs away crying*



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27 Nov 2005, 7:06 pm

hecate wrote:
*knocks you on the head with a blunt instrument and drags you back to my place by your hair* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


No need for violence, honestly. I'll come quietly. or noisily if you prefer.



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27 Nov 2005, 7:24 pm

Knight-Errant wrote:
No need for violence, honestly. I'll come quietly. or noisily if you prefer.


must..... resist...... urge..... to... post..... smutty .....reply! :(



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27 Nov 2005, 7:29 pm

hecate wrote:
Knight-Errant wrote:
No need for violence, honestly. I'll come quietly. or noisily if you prefer.


must..... resist...... urge..... to... post..... smutty .....reply! :(


I can imagine how difficult that must be. You have my sympathies hecate 8)



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27 Nov 2005, 8:05 pm

*Pulls out the whipped cream*
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27 Nov 2005, 8:17 pm

gazes deep into your eyes, smiles gently, and softly whispers: "nineteen times nineteen is three hundred and sixty-one!"