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11 Jan 2006, 7:23 pm

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being very ugly and 10 being very handsome, how would you rate these Conservative beaus?

An extra-marital affair was his zenith, a man who oozes charm and who likes something to sink his teeth into: David Mellor

Not a man to be outdone he was the all-time greatest Conservative depraved animal: Alan Clark

A man so grey, greyness wouldn't be the same without him: John Major

A very attractive man but make sure you keep control of the bank account: Norman Lamont

He's gay but has a wife and has been caught in the act cheating with another woman. A love rat without an equal: Michael Portillo

He's slick, dyslexic and rich. The greatest leader that never was, he had plans to subsidize tubs of lards to children in school to teach them how to look fabulous like him: Michael Heseltine

Running out of steam but still puffing away, his favourite piece of advice to people is banning smoking advertising may seriously damage your wealth: Ken Clarke



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11 Jan 2006, 11:29 pm

This post is rather lame. They're all old farts, so how can I gauge their "beauty"? I don't see any attractive women, but I didn't bother to follow more than three links because I saw all "his."