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ForgottenDarkness
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05 Mar 2009, 8:46 pm

I think I found the perfect pickup line...

I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:

If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?

I challenge some one to:

1) rebut it with a whitty response
2) come up with a better pick up line



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05 Mar 2009, 8:52 pm

:scratch:



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05 Mar 2009, 8:52 pm

I suppose a witty response would be change "you answer" to "your answer", but other than that, it is a nice line. Even if you don't get the date, you get the satisfaction of watching them try to figure it out.



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05 Mar 2009, 8:53 pm

Yes it would be... :wink:

A good line to use:
Go up to a girl and start looking at her shirt tag...she will ask you what you are doing. Tell her that you see her tag says made in heaven. :D



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05 Mar 2009, 9:00 pm

ForgottenDarkness wrote:
If I asked you out on a date, would you answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?

:lmao: Well played Epimenides.

I suppose the philosophically correct response would be to hold up a sign with the following calligraphed on it:

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05 Mar 2009, 9:02 pm

ForgottenDarkness wrote:
I think I found the perfect pickup line...

I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:

If I asked you out on a date, would you answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?

I challenge some one to:

1) rebut it with a whitty response
2) come up with a better pick up line


I believe the correct answer would be to slap you in the face and/or walk away. It's an interesting trick to make them effectively answer yes to dating you, but I have my doubts that it will be that effective in actually getting them to *want* to. I don't think it's that good of a line personally, unless you're going for the specific type of girl who appreciates quandaries like that.


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05 Mar 2009, 9:10 pm

just need a qualifier

ForgottenDarkness wrote:

If I asked you out on a date, would you answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?

probably not

maybe

doubt it

ask again later

the person you are trying to reach is unavaible at this time, please leave a message at the beep... beep

or knowing women

you are a loser for even asking



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05 Mar 2009, 9:10 pm

nowadays... "I'm employed" would probably get you somewhere...;)



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05 Mar 2009, 9:40 pm

pakled wrote:
nowadays... "I'm employed" would probably get you somewhere...;)


Along with:

I have not had to move back in with my mom.


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05 Mar 2009, 9:44 pm

BobTheMartian wrote:
ForgottenDarkness wrote:
I think I found the perfect pickup line...

I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:

If I asked you out on a date, would you answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?

I challenge some one to:

1) rebut it with a whitty response
2) come up with a better pick up line


I believe the correct answer would be to slap you in the face and/or walk away. It's an interesting trick to make them effectively answer yes to dating you, but I have my doubts that it will be that effective in actually getting them to *want* to. I don't think it's that good of a line personally, unless you're going for the specific type of girl who appreciates quandaries like that.


Took my a minute to figure that one out. It's a good one, but only certain women would probably appreciate it.

Oh, and Bob...that's a great quote on your signature.


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05 Mar 2009, 9:44 pm

I rather liked
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05 Mar 2009, 10:32 pm

I actually find that line to be kind of funny. I'd probably laugh after I figured it out. If it was said playfully and with a smile and a wink, you could probably pull it off. :wink:


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05 Mar 2009, 10:48 pm

SilverStar wrote:
Go up to a girl and start looking at her shirt tag...she will ask you what you are doing. Tell her that you see her tag says made in heaven. :D


/flirts from WoW are cheap... don't use them...

That said: I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate!



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05 Mar 2009, 11:03 pm

Butterflair wrote:
I actually find that line to be kind of funny. I'd probably laugh after I figured it out. If it was said playfully and with a smile and a wink, you could probably pull it off. :wink:


Butterflair,

If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?

:wink: :) :twisted:

Sorry....that was wide open. *grin*


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05 Mar 2009, 11:37 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:
SilverStar wrote:
Go up to a girl and start looking at her shirt tag...she will ask you what you are doing. Tell her that you see her tag says made in heaven. :D


/flirts from WoW are cheap... don't use them...

That said: I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate!


Don't play WoW, although I know people who do. :D That being said, I first heard this at least 10 or 12 years ago...back when I was in highschool. :wink:



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05 Mar 2009, 11:40 pm

I AM NOT PROGRAMMED TO RESPOND IN THAT AREA.