I don't know what's in it, I'm assuming its actually toothpaste, but if your having trouble with fruity flavours perhaps dog toothpaste. My pet has chicken tasting toothpaste, i've tried it tastes like chicken, keeps your teeth clean from plaque. Its not minty fresh but it may keep him from gum disease.
Just throwing out a suggestion.
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