I have a strange sense of humor... it tends to fluctuate. Some days, I find anything hilarious, and others nothing is funny.
Here are a couple of jokes to start the day:
A snail walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses, and throws the snail across the street. 2 weeks later, the snail walks in and yells "What was that for?"
A man is walking to work on a scorching summer day when he sees a lemonade stand at the side of the road. He goes up to the kid running it and says "I would like a glass of lemonade."
The kid replies, "We are all out of lemonade, but we are selling ties."
The man, disappointed, leaves and continues to work.
He sees another lemonade stand, and, parched, decides to try his luck.
The kid replies, "We are all out of lemonade, but we are selling ties."
The man is rather angry at this point and storms off. Finally, he comes upon a final lemonade stand. He is extremely skeptical, but seeing as third time's the charm, he goes up to it and asks for some lemonade.
The kid replies, "We are all out of lemonade, but we are selling ties."
The man is enraged, and runs off to his office without stopping anywhere else. When he arrives, his boss tells him, "Your tie is torn." The man, noticing this, asks the boss if he can borrow one. The boss replies no, as he had already handed all of his extras out, and the man realizes that all of the lemonade stands were selling ties. So he walks out to the stand and asks for a tie.
The kid replies, "No, we traded them for more lemonade to sell you."
21 Mar 2013, 9:41 am
