two words:Public farting.

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nuff said.

I fart in school... quietly. So far no one has commented.

The fact that I am even looking at this thread shows that I have some serious growing up to do!

I let the bubble gather between my ass cheeks and suck it back in.

So no, I try to avoid farting... but when I'm alone, well.. you better stay away from me!

There is no reason to be ashamed of farting. I do it all the time, although I try to do it quietly and in places where the smell can disperse. But I think it's kind of silly to have to do that to keep people from making silly remarks about me. I also think you're unhealthy if you fart so little that you're able to hold it in for long periods of time.

IT's not that I WANT to, rather,what happens when you fart in like the middle of a conversation.Like really let it rip. lol. so awkward, it's like where do we go from here?

in that case, consider 'em a form of phonetic punctuation.

As I've gotten older and had things happen like having surgery and having to wait for your bowels to start working again and having that first passed gas be a major event it just seems more and more silly how people make such a big deal about normal bodily functions. Once you go for a while without having them or without having normal ones you are just relieved to have them at all, especially if they are normal and don't hurt.