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Tantricbadass
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11 Jul 2011, 8:29 am

Like at school or infront of family

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11 Jul 2011, 8:31 am

Tantricbadass wrote:

Like at school or infront of family

That's called a weird boner and lift a leg over your crotch or conceal it and in any case don't think about sex!

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11 Jul 2011, 9:30 am

Don't move, do not think about anything that might make it stay, cross your legs, and pray you lose it before you have to stand up.

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11 Jul 2011, 9:32 am

the classic "think about baseball" works here.
go sit in a way that conceals it, and actively repress any exiting thoughts and replace them with general things.

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11 Jul 2011, 9:46 am

Just behave as you would without it. It is a natural thing.

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11 Jul 2011, 10:05 am

You could go by the immortal words of Ted Nuggent "When in doubt, I whip out, start me a rock and roll band" :wink: :lol:

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11 Jul 2011, 11:02 am

Put your hands in your pockets and make fists. then ittle look like you have three woodys

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11 Jul 2011, 11:40 am

Stare at it until everyone else looks to see what you're staring at. Tap it with your finger tip. Tilt your head like you don't know what it is. Ask the person next to you if they've ever seen anything like it. If it won't go away, chase your friends around with it.

This is more something for the adult forum.

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11 Jul 2011, 11:51 am

Taping your penis through you're pants is very stimulating. Its one of my favorite ways to masturbate. :jester:

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11 Jul 2011, 12:44 pm

Apart from feel extremely akward, do my damn best to hide it and think of other things.

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11 Jul 2011, 12:48 pm

Get the people around you used to you putting a rucksack in front of your crotch at random times when you don't have an erection, then when you do, and you use your rucksack to hide it, they'll assume you're just kidding

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11 Jul 2011, 12:55 pm

I got a serious knee injury once that felt horrible. So if I want to get rid of an erection I think about that and it deflates almost instantly.

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11 Jul 2011, 6:43 pm

Adopt a nasal tone of voice and shout, "My pants are getting tighter! My pants are getting tighter!"

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11 Jul 2011, 6:49 pm

zer0netgain wrote:

Adopt a nasal tone of voice and shout, "My pants are getting tighter! My pants are getting tighter!"

:lol:

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11 Jul 2011, 7:14 pm

this video had been a godsend to me

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VAV-o3Ld0U[/youtube]

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11 Jul 2011, 7:37 pm

OneStepBeyond wrote:

this video had been a godsend to me

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VAV-o3Ld0U[/youtube]

21st digit... How silly...

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