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phytochondria

noun: A psychological condition in which a person has the persistent feeling that oneself is a plant

"Carly finally admitted to be a phytochondriac after years of keeping her feet in a pot full of top soil in an effort to grow bigger."

next word: Ackler

Ackler.

One who is under the serious delusion that they are Odie from the Garfield comic strip.

We thought she was drooling excessively, but then we found out she was just an ackler.


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Predestindigitation.

Predestindigitation

Noun: The feeling and incidence of oneself knowing what will happen and becoming angry at the inability to prevent it.

Robert was overcome with predestindigitation when the toilet clogged on him and screamed out. "I f*****g knew that was going to happen!"

next word: Nezius

Nezius.

The negative feeling you get when faced with the issue of how exactly to deal with a specific social situation involving turnips and zoo animals. Usually characterized by an oogy feeling in the stomach, hiresch sound being emitted, and the need to run out of a room while speaking in tongues.

I was trying to figure out how to feed the turnips to the zoo keepers when the animals started to charge us and it made me feel nezius.


Humeriferousness.

Humeriferousness

A rare medical condition in which a person's bones are composed mainly of iron instead of calcium.

Due to Emillio's humeriferousness, he sunk in pools instead of floated.

Next word: Kertary

kertary.

A specialized diet that consists of eating only foods containing beta carotine.

The doctor decided that the only diet that might work was a kertary one.

Chronhepaictitis.

A very rare disease that induces inflammation of the colon, inflammation of the liver and partial dyslexia in both patient and doctor.

He has "Chronhepaictitis" said the doctor, trying to find where he filled the patients notes.

Gogitory.

Gogitory:
a) to act or appear intimidating without actually being a threat.

"The way he held the salmon over his head was rather gogitory, wasn't it?"

New word: Crymaflicit

Crymaflicit

- the illicit use of tear drops.

"the suspect short circuited the device by crying into it's electrical compartment, he committed an act of crymaflicit"

Philinlyconaucey

Philinlyconaucey:
a) the erratic or destructive behavior of residents of Phillidelphia.

"We haven't the time for this Philinlyconaucey!!"

New word: Malicadency

Malicadency

- the compulsive urge to strike out at dense materials

"Humprhey headbuted the iron stove due to his Malicadency!"

Wieranodok

Wieranodok

A secret invention of the Amish that allows the direct conversion of methane gas from cattle into precious gems, which are later sold for profit.

Only elder Amish know about the Wieranodok which allows them to survive in the modern age.

Next word: Calectica

Calectica

A little known region of Weight Watchers World. Residents are a particularly horrific sort of homocidal maniac due to extreme starvation and constant weigh ins.

I was planning to visit Calectica, but my neighbor was eaten there last week and I changed my tickets.

worshowkarloftia

Worshowkarloftia

A weird region of Papua New Guinea where the Laws of gravity and the laws of physics don't apply.

We went to Worshowkarloftia on vacation this month and the first thing me and my familiy knew was that we were floating and the water was solid even though it looked like liquid.

Baz-radfuss

Baz-radfuss.

An insane need for people named Baz to make scenes in public involving attacking people with bits of fruit. Often referred to as a radfuss.

When I looked at the cause of the attack, it was first mate Baz armed with a banana, he was creating a Baz-radfuss.

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