Why did the chicken cross the road?

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13 Jan 2008, 4:16 pm

ok, this topic rules :lol:

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15 Jan 2008, 7:00 pm

Why did the eight-hundred-pound gorilla cross the road?

Because it gets to sleep any place it wants to!

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15 Jan 2008, 7:38 pm

...because the energizer chicken keeps going and going and going...

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15 Jan 2008, 8:55 pm

"Because it's there."

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15 Jan 2008, 9:08 pm

Because the deal that he had going with the "Red Otter Accessory Dumpsters" was not working out, and Frank "The Chicken" Dreben knew he'd make more money if he did business with the Cosa Nostra instead, so he crossed his former partners-in-crime.

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15 Jan 2008, 9:17 pm

lau wrote:

... so he crossed his former partner-in-crime...

, the road.

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15 Jan 2008, 9:24 pm

MrMark wrote:

lau wrote:

... so he crossed his former partner-in-crime...

, the road.

Yes. As I said. He just wasn't getting on with those "Red Otter Accessory Dumpsters". They can just be so obtuse! (And plural!)

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