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14 Jan 2008, 11:11 am

Okay, so Matt Foley meets Dr. Phil... What would that conversation be like? :)


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14 Jan 2008, 12:20 pm

Ana54 wrote:
Hey, let's ask him questions!

I ask: When will I be able to get a job?

He said: You don't need a mop to enjoy my shiny bald head.


Ooh, great idea! :lol:

Me: How do I cook pasta?
Him: You don't need a wing and a prayer to treat yourself to a tasty shake. :P



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14 Jan 2008, 4:52 pm

You don't need zinc to steal somebody's nougat.



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14 Jan 2008, 5:02 pm

MrMark wrote:
Okay, so Matt Foley meets Dr. Phil... What would that conversation be like? :)


Matt Foley: Hey dad, I can't see very well, is that bill shakespeare over there?
Dr. Phil: You don't need a bad credit rating to make out with somebody's platypus.


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14 Jan 2008, 6:39 pm

"You don't need Cat Scratch Fever to cry a lot."

"You don't need to call the Pope to learn to love."

I like the ones I got.



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14 Jan 2008, 6:44 pm

You don't need help to headbutt a priest.


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16 Jan 2008, 2:55 pm

You don't need to watch my crappy show to put salt on your Froot Loops.


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17 Jan 2008, 7:17 pm

You don't need an open mind to take a big swim in Lake Jackass. :lol: