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Spokane_Girl

01 Feb 2008, 4:39 am

How do you turn on a car? :D



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01 Feb 2008, 5:02 am

Compliment it and buy it chocolate.


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01 Feb 2008, 5:04 am

...........put the key in the ignition....



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01 Feb 2008, 5:12 am

On my butt. I'd fall off if I tried it standing. Don't do it with shorts on or if the metal is hot. It's hurts if you do. Trust me.


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Spokane_Girl

01 Feb 2008, 5:45 am

How do I breath?



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01 Feb 2008, 11:12 am

I don't know, how do you breath?


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Spokane_Girl

01 Feb 2008, 3:18 pm

How the hell do I get dressed?



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01 Feb 2008, 8:30 pm

Sit in a salad bowl on the table and just ... wait for the dressing.


How do you depress a button?


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01 Feb 2008, 9:12 pm

Turn it off!

What do i pick my nose with?


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01 Feb 2008, 9:22 pm

Edible chopsticks.


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02 Feb 2008, 5:33 pm

a/s/l.....hey check out my pic!


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