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TheAPERSON
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24 Feb 2008, 4:17 am

Here's how it works:

I dial a number and then ask for what I think I'm calling. Then the next person has to give an entirely different phone service that is somehow slightly related to this one. They then phone up a phone service of their choice then the next person gives and entirely different phone service.

Here's an example

Person 1: Hello, is that Bike Riding Basics.

Person 2: Welcome to Karaoke Direct. For our services, type a tune on the phone.

(Note these two are related because bike sounds like mic. You have to come with something that very subtely links to what the previous person said)

So, let this game begin.

Hello, is that Doom Direct?


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24 Feb 2008, 8:03 am

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Hello, is that Doom Direct?


No this is the Direct Doom, church of apocalypse worshipping, would you like to join our church and be saved? You are running out of time.

Is this the suicide hotline?


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25 Feb 2008, 6:06 am

Suicide what? We're the suicide cold line. To freeze to death, press 1, to freeze your friends to death press 2. If you want to.....

Hello, I'm looking for a decent window cleaner.


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25 Feb 2008, 6:40 am

I'll come over to clean your windows, with a dirty bar towel.

I'd like to call for a Taxi.


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25 Feb 2008, 12:16 pm

ok what make



hello is this 911 or 999


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26 Feb 2008, 8:46 am

No this is, 0118 999 88199 911 725................ 3. The NEW home for emergency services.

Hello is this the taxi helpline.


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